Señor Cinco 💙

Transmitting To Space EP with @parkbreezy_ is LIVE This is my best work to date, really stoked to share it with y’all Out now via @therustmusic !!! Link in bio

Yall know I hate cars but I would learn to drive just to run over this yapping ass dog in my host family's house.

Halloween just isn’t the same without Kristen

When death call I’m good, I got call ID

She said a gamble is more fun than a safe bet Still, it’s hopeless to holler at me tho. I told her it’s cool, just don’t blame the dice when you don’t win a dollar in cee-lo

Can’t wait for Spotify wrapped to tell me how depressed I am like “Hey! YOU LISTENED TO ELLIOT SMITH FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! Want us to put that in a slide show for your therapist?!”

Literally said to shorty TODAY “I can’t wait to not be wrapped up in America’s political dysfunction.” Then I text my roommate in Peru asking what we are doing to celebrate my arrival and she’s like “We are currently vacating our president sooooo nothing” Siq 🙃

If you got a problem you can tell it to my formspring sweetie cus I ain’t tryna hear it

I wanna speak up on this Tylenol shit, but my mom took that shit and I can’t with certainty say it’s not why I’m like this.

I’m thinking about getting into steroids and credit card fraud. It’s never too late to reinvent yourself

I know Star Trek fans going buckwild seeing Kirk get beamed up irl

Everyone sharing Charlie Clark videos, either proving he was the worst or trying to disprove that he was the worst. I’m over here thinkin like damn that’s good promo either way. I know he alive somewhere on an island chillin with Tupac. Raking in the posthumous YouTube bread

They described my leg injury as “de-gloving” skin and muscle. When I asked when that meant the nurse just removed the latex glove from her hand and goes “Like that…”

Friend in the United States, make sure you see me before 10/22 as it is my last day as a resident of this shit hole. Goin to teach Peruvian kids English for a couple years 👀

I’m just now realizing that You’ve Got The Love by Florence + The Machine is about Jesus and I’m devastated.

Shoutout the woman who runs the weed shop in Manchester Vermont for reminding me to listen to Tracy Chapman today

Musically I feel like the 2010’s have been the 80’s of the 2000’s (so far)

I don’t care about angel numbers BUT every time I catch 12:51 I do sing The Strokes