Columnist @voguemagazine. Author of The Sunday Times best-seller RAVEN SMITH’S TRIVIAL PURSUITS

London
Joined February 2012
EXPECT SOFTBOIS, HARD TRUTHS, AND A RIGOROUS RETELLING OF EVERY TIME I’VE BEEN PUNCHED OR FINGERED. RAVEN SMITH’S MEN, COMING APRIL 2022. amazon.co.uk/Raven-Smiths-Me…
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He finally found the guns!
former British Prime Minister Tony Blair on vacation.
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Asking an Etsy witch to give everyone at b&q diarrhea, how’s your morning going?
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Sometimes I feel like the only person who remembers Peter Andre’s erection on I’m a celeb…
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We all know people who embellish, who tell little lies. But the penalty for mistruth shouldn’t be an entire country’s media in a coordinated smear campaign against you. The sentence for being a fantasist isn’t death. vogue.com/article/the-traged…
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I can already smell the banana bread
🚨 BREAKING: The UK has recorded its first suspected case of Ebola in over a decade at a hospital in Glasgow
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"UPDATE: The patient suspected of having the Ebola virus at a Glasgow hospital has tested negative" this is an important update many users are unlikely to see unless they scroll the comments section. x.com/PolitlcsUK/sta…
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I love news
We had packed lunches every day for 10 years and retired at 40 bbc.in/447PSMa
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The couple's early retirement resulted from high incomes as an actuary and business owner combined with extreme frugality, not just packed lunches; they now run free financial education courses. bbc.com/news/articles/… rebeldonegans.com
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GET GRACE OUT. gen z could never.
20 years ago today, Grace was evicted from Big Brother after which she threw water over Suzie, called her and Aisleyne moose's and came out to the loudest boos in history. Proper television #BBUK
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"Stare at a wall" A star is born!
This is great, journos proper laughing in their little faces. Take that you little cunts
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Happy pride month
Prosper Faggot United States, Census, 1900
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Amanda Knox at Edinburgh fringe feels like a bit by a different fringe comedian
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“Screenplays must be human-written”
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has approved several new rules ahead of the 99th #Oscars in 2027: • Performers can now receive multiple nominations in the same category • Screenplays must be human-written to qualify • Multiple films from the same country can now compete for Best International Feature variety.com/2026/film/news/o…
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Just saw a woman double-fisting Cornettos on the tube
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It’s like when dogs walk on their hind legs
Niatnya tuh sok-sokan mau ngerekam jalan pagi biar keliatan HEALING GIRL ERA EHH HASILNYA MALAH KAYA PASIEN BARU LEPAS OPNAME😭😭
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Fuck it, applying for the Plum Sykes internship.
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About to comment Chique le Chien on every post on Instagram
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Don’t fucking April fools me getting affordable brooches.
After Zara’s collaboration with Galliano, H&M had to make a countermove I guess…??!
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Richard asked me if I’d used chat gpt because of all the em dashes in my text.
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Hello stranger, what if our bodies didn’t touch while we are queueing for the plane?
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