Shit Michael Ravenshadow Says

Now I don't think, like, Kentucky witches would have the same sexy appeal [as Romanian witches]

This kid's got a turntable and a microphone and he's ready for season two of Keeping Up With The Kandarians #totr564

If you're not first, you're last [in a human centipede] #totr558

The sociopolitical commentary was killer ... great handjob! #totr556 #trickortreatradio #infinitypool

"When did MZ become a fucking Mormon?" #totr555

"It's all piss under the bridge at this point" #totr477

[During "Australian Flash Facts" about the Dingo Fence] Ravenshadow: "It's over five comma zero zero K.M. long" Ares: "how long is it??" Ravenshadow: "You know what I mean, five and a bunch of numbers"

"You don't have to watch the movies"

Bill Fulkerson @OTCBill : "Ravenshadow is 'nitch' a word?" Ravenshadow: "Yeah...you know Nitchie. Nitchie the smart guy. Frederick Nitchie."

I got five dollars and I got ten dollars, but I ain't got time for change

Giants don't die. They live in our hearts, our minds, and in our stories. And if we do that, then we're all immortal, Tiny

"Don't make a martyr out of a mid-carder"

The dinosaurs were right!

Bomboleyo!