Please, please, stop all your heartfelt congratulatory messages. I’m so overwhelmed right now I may start to cry.
Wait, that was @TheRealSyren last week. I’m just wondering what kind of mayhem I can cause with an @supremecw Hall of Fame ring on my finger. Suggestions welcome.
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“I duck no one”, says the woman who’s ignored me consistently for three months. It would be funny if it weren’t so tragically sad. Perhaps she only speaks in hashtags. #FlawlessNevermore?
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I was going to ignore Twitter entirely tonight to spend it with my daughter, then I saw “the easy way” mentioned by @TheRealSyren and had to comment. There was never going to be an easy way. Not with @ThatDavidHelms or @supremecw. But that didn’t stop us before, and it won’t now.
In other news, I hear @supremecw has plenty of negative press in Mexico today after the attempted unmasking of the young luchadora on #SCWBreakdown. I for one agree with this disgrace. Is an insult to an entire culture. And they call ME a bad role model? #ForShame
So the world is talking about open marriages after #SCWBreakdown? Aww, it’s like it’s 5 years ago again. Should I be honoured that we started another trend in wrestling? #DarkFantasy #Trendsetters
Are we absolutely sure I’m allowed to compete on @supremecw #SCWBreakdown? The last time I did something naughty it was deemed @TheRealSyren would need to fight in my stead. Has management now decided I’m capable of fighting my own battles?
Can @supremecw pass a message along to the man in charge for me? Ask him if the next time Alex and I screw with someone they’ll have to face @TheRealSyren instead of either of us, because I could get used to that rule...
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Last week was quite successful bar one minor issue. I’d like to inform @supremecw that as they refused to return my stolen property I shall refuse to speak to their halfwitted interviewers. If they wish to get a quote, send @LexyChapel. At least she doesn’t associate with thieves
I’m offended @CornerstoneDK, last I checked it was my dastardly scheming that so besmirched the honor of @Kennedy_Street, if that’s even possible considering the complete lack of honor to begin with. Yet I don’t deserve to be punished? What’s a girl got to do to get a spanking?
Quick Twitter poll for the @supremecw fan base. Given my recent spate of rule abiding actions, would you be interested in purchasing any #GoodGoodGirl merchandise on Wednesday?
I think not. Let’s stick with what works. #BadBadGirl
I do hope that @AmyChastaine recovers from her nasty experience last Sunday rather quickly. I would hate for her to miss out when @fighthelena and I claim very special prizes next month.
Just think of the fun matches one could make... #TriosTournament2018
It’s come to my attention that some people are unhappy after what happened last Sunday. That’s unfortunate, but regrettably neither myself nor your #NewWorldChampion feel we owe you an explanation at this time.
Have a pleasant day.
So much talk about the position of special referee. Such an appointment should only be trusted to someone experienced with championships.
Replying to @IWCDalek
I COULD have some fun with that. Especially tonight. I’m bored this far from home with nobody to keep me company.
You know how friendly I can be. I love to love and I’d hate to miss out on watching her competing ahead of Tactical Warfare.
Yes, “old” friend, I actually laughed. Well done. But no, I was thinking of someone else. Someone who has a big opportunity.
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Maybe I could make it more fun. Besides, after my unfortunate “accident” on Wednesday I’d like to say hi to an old friend...
