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Look, but don't touch.

Malibu, California
Joined March 2011
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Please, please, stop all your heartfelt congratulatory messages. I’m so overwhelmed right now I may start to cry. Wait, that was @TheRealSyren last week. I’m just wondering what kind of mayhem I can cause with an @supremecw Hall of Fame ring on my finger. Suggestions welcome.
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“I duck no one”, says the woman who’s ignored me consistently for three months. It would be funny if it weren’t so tragically sad. Perhaps she only speaks in hashtags. #FlawlessNevermore?
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Hmm, wait, didn’t we do that one already last time I took a title from her? Or perhaps the time before that? Yet she’s still “Flawless” today, apparently. Odd how the weak ignore the parts of history that prove them so.
I was going to ignore Twitter entirely tonight to spend it with my daughter, then I saw “the easy way” mentioned by @TheRealSyren and had to comment. There was never going to be an easy way. Not with @ThatDavidHelms or @supremecw. But that didn’t stop us before, and it won’t now.
In other news, I hear @supremecw has plenty of negative press in Mexico today after the attempted unmasking of the young luchadora on #SCWBreakdown. I for one agree with this disgrace. Is an insult to an entire culture. And they call ME a bad role model? #ForShame
So the world is talking about open marriages after #SCWBreakdown? Aww, it’s like it’s 5 years ago again. Should I be honoured that we started another trend in wrestling? #DarkFantasy #Trendsetters
Are we absolutely sure I’m allowed to compete on @supremecw #SCWBreakdown? The last time I did something naughty it was deemed @TheRealSyren would need to fight in my stead. Has management now decided I’m capable of fighting my own battles?
Can @supremecw pass a message along to the man in charge for me? Ask him if the next time Alex and I screw with someone they’ll have to face @TheRealSyren instead of either of us, because I could get used to that rule...
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Last week was quite successful bar one minor issue. I’d like to inform @supremecw that as they refused to return my stolen property I shall refuse to speak to their halfwitted interviewers. If they wish to get a quote, send @LexyChapel. At least she doesn’t associate with thieves
I’m offended @CornerstoneDK, last I checked it was my dastardly scheming that so besmirched the honor of @Kennedy_Street, if that’s even possible considering the complete lack of honor to begin with. Yet I don’t deserve to be punished? What’s a girl got to do to get a spanking?
Quick Twitter poll for the @supremecw fan base. Given my recent spate of rule abiding actions, would you be interested in purchasing any #GoodGoodGirl merchandise on Wednesday? I think not. Let’s stick with what works. #BadBadGirl
I do hope that @AmyChastaine recovers from her nasty experience last Sunday rather quickly. I would hate for her to miss out when @fighthelena and I claim very special prizes next month. Just think of the fun matches one could make... #TriosTournament2018
It’s come to my attention that some people are unhappy after what happened last Sunday. That’s unfortunate, but regrettably neither myself nor your #NewWorldChampion feel we owe you an explanation at this time. Have a pleasant day.
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So much talk about the position of special referee. Such an appointment should only be trusted to someone experienced with championships.
Replying to @IWCDalek
Few people ever do...
Replying to @IWCDalek
I COULD have some fun with that. Especially tonight. I’m bored this far from home with nobody to keep me company.
You know how friendly I can be. I love to love and I’d hate to miss out on watching her competing ahead of Tactical Warfare.
Yes, “old” friend, I actually laughed. Well done. But no, I was thinking of someone else. Someone who has a big opportunity.
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Maybe I could make it more fun. Besides, after my unfortunate “accident” on Wednesday I’d like to say hi to an old friend...
Tonight our tour ends in Beijing. What happens after that? So many possibilities. I wonder what London is like this time of year…