Sarcasm is my native tongue. Questions? [email protected]

San Diego, CA
Joined April 2016
Awesome news! We got enough positive feedback that the rest of the season is green lit! Episode 2 of MARFA is out for supporters on Patreon TOMORROW. And now we have cover art, so you know we're legit!
Today, @HowIDiedPod released a mini-series based on characters played by @SilentMikeMusic and I. The pilot episode, Let's Get Started, is available now for all Patreon supporters. The show is called Mike And Ray's Fantastical Adventure (MARFA).
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“Somehow Palpatine returned” doesn’t sound all that stupid now does it.
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Yes hi hello I am not tall enough to ride this emotional roller coaster
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I am retweeting a tweet I retweeted back in 2022 because yes
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I know I've been gone for SEVERAL hot minutes, but let me just say What the fuck
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Thank you so much for 4k nightingales!! Here's a giveaway that will last 2 days, with 8 total winners. As usual, follow (new followers welcome) & retweet to enter, and for an extra chance at more prizes, join the discord: discord.gg/nightingales
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"Ray, it's 1:45 am. What are you doing up?" Making sangria because YOLO NOTHING MATTERS.
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Just putting this out there, but if you could believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 seconds.
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Hard-hitting question time! Are you a Sock -> Sock -> Shoe -> Shoe person? Or a Sock -> Shoe -> Sock -> Shoe person?
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My toxic trait is that when you text me a thumbs up emoji, I respond by reacting to your text with a thumbs up reaction.
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Oh yeah. Twitter still exists, and has been greatly lacking in the Waffles content. Here's her mass, at altitude.
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How I'll happily spend my $8 x 4. Thanks @dbrand.
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Word inside Twitter is that A LOT of employees are not saying “yes” to staying at Musk’s “extremely hardcore Twitter 2.0.” He has been meeting today with engineers to convince them to stay. His deadline to decide to stay or leave expired 6 min ago. theverge.com/2022/11/17/2346…
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Elon is now in charge of this cursed platform. This article sums up some of the challenges that face not only the users or Twitter, but Elon in particular. I strongly recommend you take just a few minutes and give it a read. Plus, the title is "Welcome to Hell, Elon."
This is just a reminder that you are worthy. Worthy of self-care. Worthy of love. Worthy of admiration, and encouragement, and always always always having someone in your corner. You got this, home slice. Go forth and kick ass.
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Well, solar has been installed on my house. This is my entire personality now.
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Wait. I thought of a funnier version of this tweet. Hang on.
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Someone with solar. A Subaru owner. An owner of 2 cats. A FFXIV player. And a craft beer drinker walk into a bar. They're the same person, and OH GAWD WHY WON'T THEY SHUT UP. Also, they're me.
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Observe the mass.
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I like to play a game called "nap roulette." It's where I take a nap, but don't set an alarm. Will I wake up in 20 minutes? Or 7 hours? Let's find out!
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