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Major Charcuterie Fan, Unabashed Voluptuary, Serial Dilettante, Poli Sci B.S. + MBA πŸ“š| Perennially Travel-Ready ✈️ [email protected]

Castle on a Cloud ⛅️
Joined May 2021
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Whose bed have your boots been under? πŸ‘’πŸ’–βœ¨
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My problem is that I always think a dress could be a little bit tighter πŸ€­πŸ˜‡
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So tempted to delete all of my rates from my website and replace them with simply: β€œMP”
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Very true in my experience! πŸ’—
when a man really likes you he will find a way to pay you
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Finally rectifying this with some dress shopping today πŸ₯°πŸ›οΈ
Dropped a couple pounds, and now all my date night dresses look like church dresses on me 😭 like omg, a girl can’t win for losing!! 😣
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My type πŸ₯°
need a man who gets embarrassingly excited to see me
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This, verbatim πŸ’“
I am deeply appreciative to the people who honor my preferences and gift directly from my wishlists. There's no need for guess work that puzzles the both of us. Resourcefulness is key!
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You should book me if you think it’s sexy to have someone dropping Beowulf references in bed πŸ€“
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Hamilton soundtrack on repeat this morning 🀭
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Discounts all week if you wear a tight black v-neck to the date! πŸ€­πŸ‘€
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If you need anything at all from me, today is the day to ask. I’m experiencing such euphoria, I’ll probably say yes to just about anything right now! πŸ€“πŸŽ‰
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In honor of the great state of Texas, tonight I plan on riding it like a cowgirl! #yeehaw #buckin 🀠
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Today’s vocabulary word of the day is: Attestupa! Look it up, and report back 🀭🎊
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I’m already like 9,000 steps in so far today. The energy is just electric!!! πŸƒπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ†πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰βœ¨
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Once again, I love DC! Three days ago I was hungover from Halloween partying, today I'm hungover from election night partying! I've never felt so alive!! πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ
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For whatever reason, I just have to be the sexiest person at the election watch party, lol 😝
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What you 🫡🏾 need in your life is an extremely hot woman who occasionally dresses just like Ruth Bader Ginsburg πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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(It’s me, I’m the hot former mock trial champion.)
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