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Bob Nieman

@RealBobNieman

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 Carlsbad, NM
Joined March 2017
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It’s time to go. I just need to make it happen.
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A woodcut of an owl beside the text "HONESTLY, FUCK ALL THIS SHIT"

ALT A woodcut of an owl beside the text "HONESTLY, FUCK ALL THIS SHIT"

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Bought some tires this morning and mentioned how $$ they were. The reply was that he hoped prices would go down now. I suggested that the tariffs on his Chinese made tires would probably make them much more expensive. I don’t think he had thought about that.
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What kind of country knowingly elects a criminal for president? He belongs in prison, not the White House.
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Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but Hillary Clinton was up in the polls too. We can’t fuck this up a second time. — Vote.
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Time for me to celebrate! I found a first state record Ringed Kingfisher this morning at a small pond near Maljamar NM. I’ve seen them before elsewhere, so no Lifer Pie, but worth a pumpkin pie shake. #BirdTwitter
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(📢) The meme to end all memes: the Top 100 reasons not to support Donald Trump... in one image. I’m a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer, and this is the culmination of what I learned over a decade. What do you think—any chance we could get this to 50K RETWEETS by Election Day?
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I wish I could have shared this with my dad. He was a chemist who made his own glassware and really liked glass art.
つのだ ゆき (@tunoda_yuki) profile pictureつのだ ゆき@tunoda_yuki19 Oct 2024
🦟〜〜 #硝子昆虫
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I did my duty yesterday, even though that mostly means cancelling out my wife’s votes. Disappointing how few Dems were even running in my red corner of a blue state. Sheriff’s race was between a Republican and Libertarian…
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At last, the 3D model of Shackleton's #Endurance ship is in the public domain. It incorporates 25,000 high resolution images. Fascinating new details. The model features in a new @NatGeo film that will have its world premiere in London on Saturday. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd6q…
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“Back in my day, Republicans hated Russia.”
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Now this made me chuckle.
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@slurplebrained25 Sep 2024
"America is more divided now than ever!" Not even close
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We are safe! I always wanted to feel an earthquake, but I had no idea that I feel one every other month or so in SE New Mexico.
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Make that a 5.1, which is two times bigger! Sixth magnitude 5 quake in <5 years. In 1980 the natural frequency for a 5.5 was calculated as 1 in 100 years. (Even then they suspected that most of the area quakes were induced)
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Frog ran out of his house. He saw a snail that he knew. 'Snail,' said Frog, 'please take this letter to Toad's house and put it in his mailbox.' 'Sure,' said the snail. 'Right away.'
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The Blue Areas Are Where People Are Kung Fu Fighting
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Notice he’s not saying he’s innocent. He’s saying he’s immune.
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNow15 Aug 2024
Trump, a convicted felon: I’m immune from everything they charge me with
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“If you look out the left side of the plane you can see the aurora. “ (But not if I don’t turn off the lights 🙄) At last they were off. We couldn’t see them directly but our phones could. Still visible when we reached our destination.
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Image from Bob Nieman (@RealBobNieman)
Image from Bob Nieman (@RealBobNieman)
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Ezinye iGobela to iThwasa 🫣🤣🤣🤣
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