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I was stopped in the street by a young lady with a microphone asking what I thought of Richboy Sunak for a radio vox pop. I replied 'He's a Gargoyle from Hell.'

French ships used to take goods from west Wales to France in the 18th century. When in Wales they grew to love the local folded bread snack in Cross Hands and took it back to France. Over the years the folded bread has become a French staple- Croisants named after Cross Hands!

A Blowjob is called a blowjob, despite it being an obvious misnomer, because nineteenth century street prostitutes used to ask if a customer wanted straight sex or a 'Below Job'. I find this a lovely example of the evolvement of language.

I am not 'tough'!

Wonderful to see America finally catching up with Saudi Arabia and Iran!! #' Roe v wade overturn

Regarding the imminent overturning of Roe vs Wade, it's good to see that The US is finally catching up with Saudi Arabia and Iran.

PLEASE HELP ME. I can't get into my FB account because they want proof I am me. I follow the instructions which claims to offer a choice of methods of doing so but am only presented with one option - A Photo ID. I don't have one!! What can I do to be offered other options!!?

I am cowering beneath an old thrown away piece of matting in a marketplace in the Sudan.

I was woken in the dead of the night to find Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid ....

I see Eternal Beauty won the Welsh best film Bafta. Well deserved, great script, well directed and a fine cast. Sally Hawkins is a lovely woman, a pleasure to meet and work with. Craig was a supportive and sympathetic director. XXD

People claim I'm a cynic but I doubt it.

My God!! Photos of American police whipping Haitian refugees are disgusting. Will the world stand aside forever in failing to condemn such atrocities? WE have done so in the past much to our discredit and eventual cost. See Germany in the 1930's. Shame on us.

It is always on my mind mate. X

Lovely to see Matthew Gravelle and Suli Rimmi on the excellent ITV show about the capture of the Night Stalker. They are two fine actors and really nice decent men. It is a pleasure to have them as friends. Well done guys! Love to you both. XX

'I refuse to accept the universal alibi!'

I am the Dostoevsky bird!

These blokes who hate women ... it breaks my heart. Women are so lovely. I love them, all of them.

First the Kurds, now the Afghans. The panicky retreat from Kabul is so like that from Saigon. 'These colours don't run!?' Who do we think we're kidding? When will third world countries realise that they can't trust America and us? More shame. Trump has a lot to answer for!

India!!!! Great stuff!!!!! Love the Indian people. XXX

Llewelyn the famous Welsh Clown died yesterday in a fishing incident near Penarth. The Circus said it would be almost impossible to find someone else to fill his shoes.