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Chicago, IL
Joined October 2014
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Hunter Schafer has attacked Britain’s single-sex bathroom laws during an interview in which they revealed they had undertaken gender reassignment surgery. 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
*paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
Imagine being drunk in Wrigleyville when a dog offers you candy
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By the hand of god
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O – at Hanoi, Vietnam
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
happy census designated day <3
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
This is my 9/11
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
This and jerking off my boyfriend
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
Southerners are hilarious. Read it and weep
so damn cold outside it smells like winter… i’m so done with this stupid cold weather shit i’m about to just fucking move to phoenix and call it a day 😭
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
The DJ just transitioned and it was so fire
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
Oh my lord. CORN DOG.
Pumpkin patch day starting off strong with a lovely diner
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
im sorry but if you buy that new tesla flipping car and end up crushed upside down by 2000 pounds of steel i am going to laugh at you, it's just how it is
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
“Old nephew is way worse than age appropriate unc” nobody is doing it like him man
The way he transitions back to gameplay after rants like these is so funny
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
i dont get people who have their computer in their bedroom
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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GRAB YOUR SPOTTED COW AND GO FIND YOUR NEAREST CULVERS AND JUST TAKE THE CUSTARD MACHINE AND RUN ALL WISCONSIN CRIME IS LEGAL FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS
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*paws at you* can I have a beer *paws at you* can I have a beer *paws at you* can I have a beer *paws at you* can I have a beer *paws at you* can I have
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