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CHRISMARSH

@RealChrisMarsh
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Joined August 2008
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Omg I wish my teeth were worth 1% of half @elonmusk s net worth after he buys Disney and makes me act like @MarkHamill but only in a pretend way, I’ve probably only got a week to figure out the idea #badidea #starwars #sorry
Been shown this old tweet got used on @BuzzFeed #buzzfeed #chicken #london buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/…
29 Bizarre Things About London That Will Make Non-Brits Say "WTF?"

29 Bizarre Things About London That Will Make Non-Brits Say "WTF?"

Some of our tubes are driven by computers.

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CHRISMARSH (@RealChrisMarsh) profile pictureCHRISMARSH@RealChrisMarsh1 Aug 2014
You know you're back in London when you see chicken bones on the steps.
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I met @Herring1967 on #internationalwomensday and he would like you to know that international men’s day is on November 19th!
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Due to sheer laziness I have a year's worth of @newscientist and @NatGeo to get through. Not to mention a few @AestheticaMag issues and two Magnus Mills books.
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This is heartwarming but also makes me sad. Bicep time. teapawt.net/weemissbea/status/9321…
Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) profile pictureAisling Bea@WeeMissBea19 Nov 2017
Been thinking a lot about men of late - not in a sexy way, but maybe in a kinder way given the amount & kind of responses from writing the below. Please look after your heads the same way you're encouraged to look after your biceps. #InternationalMensDay theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
Aisling Bea: ‘My father’s death has given me a love of men, of their vulnerability and tenderness’

Aisling Bea: ‘My father’s death has given me a love of men, of their vulnerability and tenderness’

The comedian’s father killed himself when she was three. She was plagued by the fact he made no mention of her or her sister in the letter he left. Then, 30 years after his death, a box arrived

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People I would like to have round for tea: @RealTimVine @sallyephillips @themiltonjones @daisy_haggard @JohnnyVegasReal #xennial
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Gracious God, Who created all things Bring peace and restoration to all nations For the sake of your glory Amen #good2cccu #cccuchaplaincy
Dear @realDonaldTrump I saw this and thought of you @potus #covefefe @CocaCola #vivalarevolution
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Can some just check the Times crossword setter is okay? And not eg being menaced by a large cat
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It gets better and better #Covfefe teapawt.net/mskristinawong/status/…
At least I have #covfefe
Covfefe solves everything teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
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But when is it International Hen's Day? #InternationalWomensDay
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Noel Fielding films possible Richard Herring sitcom: Work starts on 'multiple universe' tester scenes zpr.io/PNhnS
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Poppy says use @strymon pedals for teh best toans
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Lift wp.me/s8g5d2-lift
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Animals wp.me/s8g5d2-animals
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New Shoes wp.me/p8g5d2-10
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