@RealConorOil

The Oil Must Flow! Real 🇺🇸 American 🇺🇸 Patriot 🇺🇸, proud father of 3, and ender of woke. Conor D. Oil 2028! RIP Ms. Oil, you will be missed.

 Chicago, Illinois
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Joined May 2022
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They grew back.
Conor D. Oil
@RealConorOilOct 18
🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨
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Liberals will look at this map and think America isn't a majority MAGA country 😂🤣🤣
The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 23
US County map based on how often each county is visited
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Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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🚨BREAKING: The Rick and Morty discord server has banned the word “cracker” for being a racial slur. In their announcement the staff team has specified that they are NOT affiliated with the KKK.
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Me when liberals try saying that Helluva Boss characters don’t support AI art 😂:
Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrimeOct 23
new reaction just dropped
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Liberals really think climate change is bad? 🤣 It warms up the world, making it more hospitable for everyone. Do people really not get this? 😂
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Genuinely what was I even doing
Conor D. Oil
@RealConorOil28 Aug 2025
Me and @M1das_OW2
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Why are we pretending like greenhouse emissions are a bad thing 😂 greenhouse literally just means plants.
Pubity
@pubityOct 21
The US is the only major economy in the world that has seen a drastic increase in greenhouse emissions according to a UN report. They're putting in much less effort than other countries to try and save the environment and prevent climate change.
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U.S. CO2 emissions have been decreasing per capita since 2000 and total since 2005. Other major economies such as China and India continue to increase rapidly. U.S. per capita CO2 emissions are down around 33% since 2000. ourworldindata.org/grapher/annual… ourworldindata.org/explorers/co2
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Liberals have no argument against this
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Today I came home from my 12 hour shift of posting on X to hot steaming IMPOSSIBLE beef pronoun burgers on the table cooked by my they them lesbian wife. That's the rule, that's what were doing now. The liberals could not stop at our schools, they could not stop at our Covid-conscious bars, no... they had to come for our homes, our families, and our dinner tables. PLEASE. MAKE IT STOP. I DO NOT WANT MORE PRONOUN BURGERS WITH ESTROGEN FRIES. I WANT A BLOODY RED STEAK, AN AVOCADO, AND SOME RAW MILK. mmmmmmmmmmmgh~ STUPID FUCKING LIBERALS RUINING MY MEALS~ mmmfgh~ Not now trump I'm posting on twit~ fuck... I mean X. We can't do this~ we're both boys~ wait! post tweet
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Norm, you need to start releasing real, human-made episodes... or Conor isn't going to be happy anymore. And you don't want to anger Conor.
The New Norm Show
@XNewNormOct 20
YOU can now be IN The New Norm with Norm and Chaz! 🤯 Yes, actually INSIDE the show. Just upload your photo, tell us what you want to happen, and watch yourself become part of the madness. 💀 We're LIVE on GLITCH Get in here 👇
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"The New Norm" isn't a show. It was slated to be, and raised money to be a show, but they never released any episodes, only a mini pilot and a few shorts. x.com/XNewNorm/statu… newnorm.tv
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Libtards will disagree 😂🤣🤣
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Oh my god what have I done
Conor D. Oil
@RealConorOilOct 18
🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨 🚨I AM CUTTING OFF MY BALLS🚨
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I am so fucking unemployed
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🚨🇺🇸 President Trump has announced that he will be cutting off his balls to remove the estrogen stored in them.
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Only a woman would even consider the possibility of the dumbocrats winning 😂
Daniel Sprader 🇺🇸
@DanielSprarcOct 17
If Democrats win they will spend every minute trying to jail Trump.
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🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨 🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨 🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨 🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨 🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨 🚨CUT OFF YOUR BALLS🚨
Conor D. Oil
@RealConorOilOct 17
🚨THERE IS ESTROGEN IN OUR BALLS😨🚨 🚨THERE IS ESTROGEN IN OUR BALLS😨🚨 🚨THERE IS ESTROGEN IN OUR BALLS😨🚨 🚨THERE IS ESTROGEN IN OUR BALLS😨🚨 🚨THERE IS ESTROGEN IN OUR BALLS😨🚨
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