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Younger Gen X Guy • Transforming Houses Into Homes For a Living • Cogito, Ergo Sum • Here For The Golden Age • It’s Gonna Be Alright • Love Bugs Suck

Louisiana, USA
Joined December 2023
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Dude is salty because White parents actually care about their kids… lol
Abdul El-Sayed says White kids grow up thinking they’re special when they really aren’t. Follow: @AFpost
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Swisher is claiming Elon "threatened my life." To Hillary Clinton, no less. This is what that Gates money is buying.
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Holy Sht! I’m glad she won.
<That's the winner >🎸🤘 Nene Reyes Zombie Con solo 16 años, Nene Royal dejó a todos boquiabiertos en America's Got Talent... ¡De la timidez a deslumbrar en el escenario! 🎸🎤 🎶🎶🔥 ​#AmericasGotTalent #NeneRoyal #Talento
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The Left has moved so far to the left that the Democrat Party is unrecognizable from what it was a mere 20 years ago.
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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How to make a political candidate squirm 101: Ask James Talarico if he thinks Allah is non-binary as well.
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Barack Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
Barack Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
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CNN has claimed for a decade that Ilhan Omar did not marry her brother and that anyone is says she did is racist. CNN, so just to be clear, this gay guy who looks just like Ilhan Omar is definitely not her brother. He's her legit second husband whom she took a break from her first husband to marry, because of love not fraud. Oh and Omar and both husbands lived together in the same house for a few years. CNN: Yup. It's settled truth. Now back to our story about Trump. Two anonymous sources have told us...
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Next Week…It Is Happening. ✨ ⚡️ 🥪
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No Kings, except one.
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Football playing in the background, a tub of ice cream on mah belly, scrolling 𝕏 on a Sunday night. It doesn’t get much better this.
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Well, I can’t argue with the man on that one. 🤣
I put the art in fart
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This flavor is addicting. Here in Louisiana, it makes me reminisce about eating some new different flavor at the beach. Ft Walton, Destin, Navarro, best candy shops! Hey. Prayers up for those guys on the panhandle rn. 🙏
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Now that the shoe’s on the other foot *cough* Mar-A-Lago *cough* Ilhan Omar’s 𝕏 comments have been turned off, just like Hillary’s. October Surprise! LoL Speaks volumes to me. No one is above the law, right Omar?
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Marco Rubio has been assigned the task of carrying out all upcoming executions for the foreseeable future.
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Everything she says is a lie. Whatever outcome she comes up with, I’ll assume the opposite is the truth.
Letitia James, Today: "I will lead a process guided by the facts and the law...and if warranted, pursue prosecutions." James, prior to being named Special Prosecutor and before conducting any investigation: "I stand with the victim. We look forward to the outcome and to ensure that justice is served and there's accountability for the survivor." So she'd already pronounced them guilty. Now she says she'll be guided by the facts and determine if prosecutions are warranted. While Hochul somehow maintains that the case will be handled "without conflict or bias."
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2019. Letitia James insists the idea that she had a vendetta or campaigned against Trump is "not true." 2018. James releases video campaigning on going after Trump. She's an extremist political activist, but she's also a shameless liar. Keep in mind for the weeks ahead.
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