Dan Masser

On the subject of making his own tea: "Mate who are you talking to?! I have people who do that!" #TooBusyLivingTheDream

"My back is killing me... Drinking too much!" #FatherChristmasser

"Weighed myself this morning... Not good! Back on my fitness regime - start running again" #MrMotivator

So... Guide Dogs. Had any thoughts on that? It's there, isn't it (poo)? #MysticDan

"See that guy on #DragonsDen? He'd sold his house and everything... That's the bit I was laughing at." #Fellas #LookAfterYourManatomy

"Just a little thought, I'll leave you to think about this... Who picks up blind dogs poo?" #WordsOfWisdom #InsightCentral

"These buyers buy in bulk, they buy in bulk. They're bulk buyers." #Cheers #ThanksForClearingThatUp

"No Alex I have not seen Twister in the shower. Obviously you have. There's something wrong with you!" #MoralHighground

"Ginger beer... That's like eating gherkins!" #SophisticatedPallet

Didn't notice there was a dwarf wall behind me! Turned my hands over and fell straight over it. The policeman said sort your mate out #Drunk

"John Travolta, Seve Ballesteros... That's how I roll. Mixing with the stars, mixing with the stars." #HobNobber

"Rip up the stat books mate! It's like a a chicken laying a square egg. It's not gonna happen." #MakeYourOwnClicheDay

"You know how well my week's going? Falling in the gutter?... Only gone and got nicked haven't I!" #BadToWorse

"After the game we sat and had a conversation for an hour about mens hair products. Back to black, whaddya reckon?" #SilverFox

"I ache from head to toe. 15 all at the rugby, pfff. If we'd have lost the game we'd have had about 8 retirements." #LoyaltyKnowsNoBounds

"Want me to tell you how I started my day? Taking the lad to school. Stepped out of the car, tripped over the kerb and fell in the gutter! "

"Ol'Jay, with the pretty spreadsheets... He's a spreadsheet guru!" #LearntFromTheBest

"Favourite fruit based drink?... Pink grapefruit. Beautiful!" #BusyAsEver

"You're in a five star hotel, you're going for breakfast, what you going for?" #HiltonWon'tKnowWhat'sHitIt

"...put it in for a dip, for a dip. Beeeeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuuuutiiiiiifuuuuuuuuuulllll." #InnuendoDan