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Erlich Bachman

@RealErlich

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Joined March 2014
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich31 Dec 2016
Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich16 Jan 2015
I've had 3 margherita pizzas and I'm not even buzzed.
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich15 Jun 2015
"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune
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nomayo@nomayo910 Dec 2021
Replying to @tusharlog @_interestingguy
Erlich Bachman, Founder Aviato and Bachmanity Insanity @RealErlich
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t.j. miller
@nottjmiller5 Apr 2021
Why can’t we leave a video message if someone doesn’t answer a FaceTime call. DO WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING DARK AGES???
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich12 Sep 2018
#September11th
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shawn wasabi@shawnwasabi6 Jun 2020
cops caught this kid listening and dancing to music in headphones...then beat him to death for 15 minutes
P - Amber Lotus 🪷 (@AmberLotus21) profile pictureP - Amber Lotus 🪷@AmberLotus2131 May 2020
Just reminding everyone of a black life that DEFINITELY mattered, murdered by Aurora PD. See his smile, hear his laugh, know his soul. No arrests, all 3 cops still on the squad with no repercussions. #ElijahMcClain #BlackLivesMatter #sayhisname #alwayswithgratitude
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We may be fine. We may be totally fine. We also may be totally fucked. I'll let you know either way. #S01E07 siliconvalleyism.com/Silicon… #SiliconValleyHBO
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I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I just can't bring myself to watch any more episodes of Silicon Valley without Bachman. It somehow lost all appeal to me. Shrugggggg
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich5 May 2016
I bet Taco Bell is super busy today. #HappyCincoDeMayo
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@nottjmiller1 Jan 2018
I hate to say it - but I have an @HBO special- not a @netflix special. And @RealErlich is not a real person. teapawt.net/mholtzer_said/status/9…
Melissa Holtzer (@mholtzer_said) profile pictureMelissa Holtzer@mholtzer_said31 Dec 2017
Hate to say it...but I feel like #erlichbachman should have had a @netflix comedy special instead of @nottjmiller
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alex@shyhungaIpha19 Sep 2017
Chris Christie built like he walked into the pool too fast
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Somebody did have a fucked up childhood.....
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich1 Feb 2017
Happy Black History month to Dinesh and everyone else that is African American.
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich16 Jun 2017
BREAKING NEWS!
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich5 Dec 2016
Jared has a "Elf on the Shelf" and we all take turns hiding him. I usually hide him in the garbage.
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Andrew Hales@LAHWF3 Nov 2017
Trying to sleep on a plane is like jerking off and never coming.
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Erlich Bachman@RealErlich12 Sep 2015
How many different races of people do we have? I heard it was up to 4 now.
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W for Westwood@WForWestwood3 Sep 2017
Hands down the best fantasy football team name I've ever come up with @kumailn @SiliconHBO @RealErlich
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Cody Keenan@codykeenan25 Jul 2017
What a remarkable moment it would be if a war hero, fighting cancer, returned to the Senate to say "this is wrong, America must be better."
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