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People are saying we should bring back prisons like the GREAT Narkina 5 facility. That was back when the Empire used to be TOUGH, right? I love it. Sloppy Han thought carbonite was tough, oh boy, I’d love to see him in one of those prisons. Great!

NO ONE’S EVER REALLY GONE!!!

I have a Chancellor position that was stolen from me by the Jedi, in a very fraudulent way. No one is treated as badly as the Sith—Clone Troopers, I understand your frustration. You are very special! We love you! Do what must be done and we shall have peace!

...scared of discussing the possibility that it may just be Separatists (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our squabbling delegates in the Senate, which council should obviously be dissolved permanently, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the Republic.

The Phantom Menace is far greater in the Fake Prophecy Jedi’s minds than in reality. I have achieved full peace on Naboo and everything is well under control. Sith, Sith, Sith is the priority chant when anything happens because Jedi are, for mostly “losing their power” reasons...

I just want to stop Padmé from dying!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise? He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power which, eventually of course, he did.

.@HoloNewsNetwork daytime is not watchable. In a class with the Fake Prophecy Jedi and New Republic News. Check out @RealFodeAndBeed and @lilanixo and others that are picking up the slack. Even a boring podrace, Ben Quadinaros and all, is better!

Ahsoka Tano is a failed Force user who couldn’t even “hack it” in the Jedi Order which is a much easier order to get into than the Sith. It is no wonder she “choked” and went back on her deal with Mando to train the Child. Sad!

I TURNED LUKE TO THE DARK SIDE!

Big Press Conference coming up at Hangar 3-5 Total Mechanics where I will be discussing how the Jedi are taking over! Watch!!

Look what you have made. As once I fell, so falls the last “Election”! Do not fear their feeble attack. NOTHING WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THE SITH!!

To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret!

Lying @HamillHimself thinks that the Empire was defeated when in fact 3 episodes came after this and your favorite Emperor triumphantly returned! Has he become unhinged? I WON EMERGENCY POWERS BY A LANDSLIDE!

I LOVE DEMOCRACY, I LOVE THE REPUBLIC - EMERGENCY POWERS!

I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jedi are taking over! Don’t let them kill me!

I have died before. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Horrible mining accident on Jedha. When will the lying media look into this?

MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!!’

I love stormtroopers, they’re great people. I was talking with one the other day, I said “why have we never shot Sloppy Han Solo?” He said “SIR! It’s hard to shoot him sir!” I said “why is it so hard?” He said “SIR! Our weapons aren’t very accurate!” We have to fund our military!