Jason ⚡️

Another bold stand against clouds. Because clearly, as the planet warms, oceans rise, and cities burn and flood, the real emergency is stopping imaginary government weather machines. Let’s call this what it is: a bill born from Reddit threads and conspiracy YouTube, designed to distract the public with nonsense while quietly dismantling the institutions actually protecting us. These lawmakers aren’t confused—they’re calculated. They’re gutting NOAA, understaffing the National Weather Service, and greasing the rails for private corporations like Accuweather lobbying to hoard weather data and sell it back to us like it’s Netflix. This isn’t just laughable—it’s dangerous. It’s anti-science, anti-reality, and anti-public safety. And while they chase ghosts in the sky fueled by the same policymakers peddling this junk legislation. If only I were controlling the weather. Maybe then we could rain a little common sense on Capitol Hill, and wash away idiocy like this.