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😅 What’s the losing bet that still annoys you years later?
Before a ball was kicked in Erling Haaland’s debut season, I had £30 @ 250/1 on him to score 6+ Premier League hat-tricks, breaking Alan Shearer’s single-season record of five.
He hit three Premier League hat-tricks in his first 10 games, then later scored back-to-back hat-tricks against RB Leipzig (ECL) and Burnley (FA Cup)…
…only for Pep to substitute him after braces against Southampton and at half time for Leicester 😭 .
City went on to win the Treble. Haaland finished with four Premier League hat-tricks.
I’ll never forgive Pep for those substitutions. 😂
I remember winning a bet once… a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away 🚀
Tonight’s DON’T TAIL list 🍌
🇺🇦 Ocheretko 7/2
🇦🇹 Laimer 17/5
🇩🇰 Bah 16/5
🍔 McDouble Double:
Bah + Neves
Ocheretko + Hume
194/1 at Wills
May the cards be with you 🛸
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🐷 GOAL PIGS ASSEMBLE! 🐷
Saturday’s four little piggies are ready to raid the goalposts!
🐽 Lloyd, Powell, Coleman & Blair.
A mixture of recent form, favourable matchups and some juicy prices.
Powell at 10/3 particularly catches the eye but it is against Boreham Wood 👀
Let’s see who brings home the bacon! 🥓
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🍌 FRIDAY NIGHT BANANA HUNT 🍌
Main Trixie + singles—all to be booked at bet365:
🏴 Doak 17/2 — wing-back duties could mean an attacker’s tackle 😬
🇳🇱 Veerman 6/1 — potential for stopping Greek counter-attacks.
🇩🇪 Treu 15/2 — could have his hands full down Serbia’s left.
🍔 Shrapnel on the long-shot McDoubles 🎯 :
🏴 Doak + 🇲🇰 Bardhi
🇳🇱 Veerman + 🇬🇷 Karetsas
🇩🇪 Treu + 🇩🇪 Tah
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No Chuckle Brothers from me tonight 👀
Jude to score a header.
Rice to score from outside the box.
218.76/1 boosted at Hills.
49.37/1 at Sky Bet.
It’ll never happen….🎯👀
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Two no strangers to the notebook 🍌
Upamecano 4/1
Baena 5/1
Together: 29/1 at Sky Bet.
For the early I like Castagne single at Wills — 11/2, with Yılmaz on his side.
Also cooked up “It’ll Never Happen v2.0” 😦
Baena & Upamecano builder double:
431/1 at Wills vs 179/1 at 365 👀
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Found my 2018 #FootballIndex shortlist.
Ollie Watkins and Isaac Success in the same “punts” category. Some scouting department 😂
A grim ending, but could the football stock market idea ever have worked if run properly—or was it always doomed to fail?
Harry Kane winning the Ballon D’or is so bittersweet for us former #FootballIndex investors. A tough but much needed lesson upon reflection, doesn’t make this 2020 screenshot any easier to look at. Six years later and still no answers, accountability or funds recuperated.
EFL Trophy is BACK 🎉
Let’s see some goals 🎯
5 under 21 teams in action tonight- have swerved Ipswich u21 and haven’t included Liverpool in all the lines.
Last couple of EFL🏆 weeks haven’t been too kind, fingers crossed the tide turns once again.
A wise man once said
‘There’s goals whenever the u21’s play in the EFL Trophy’
So I’ll put that to the test with a couple of Yankees today ⚽️💨
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What’s a price you still can’t believe you got?
Odds from a forgotten age 😂
Stefan Savić. Atlético v Juventus. Champions League.
30/1 for ONE shot on target. One chaotic corner could do it.
Were bookies more generous back then, or do we just remember the good ones?
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🍌 2PM TRIXIE
🇪🇸 Óscar Mingueza 6/1 at bet365… just 5/2 at Wills 😧
Pairing him with two fullbacks who could have their hands full today:
🇵🇹 Costinha 🍌 9/2
🏴 Leif Davis 🍌 4/1 (9/2 Skybet)
Treble 191.5/1 at bet365 — only 86.5/1 at Wills 👀
Shrapnel on a few McDoubles too 🍔
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Varela doesn’t score which sets the stage for a dark twisted tilted day followed by no 🍌’s in the 2pm 😞
Throwing a Hail Mary Chuckle Brothers
Money back so no risk 🎯
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Varela has been my favourite Goal Pig of the last few weeks alongside Gudjohnsen.
Top goalscorer in Italy on 9 goals in 9 matches.
Monza scored 9 in 4 matches at home while Atalanta have conceded 9 in 4 away league matches.
Shortest price I’ve backed him at 6/4 AGS & 10/1 Brace 🐽
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🍌 EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE BANANA
🇮🇹 Napoli v Lazio
🇪🇸 Rafa Marín 🍌 7/2 Sky Bet
Only 9/5 at William Hill 👀
Booked in 3 of 9 Serie A appearances and sent off in Europe midweek.
🇳🇱 Kenneth Taylor 🍌 17/5 William Hill
Only 9/4 at Sky Bet.
Booked in 2 of his last 4 starts for Lazio.
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The EX Files…..
McAtee 9/2🍌 ✅
Anderson x McAtee BB 37/4 🧱 ✅
No way will Anderson get booked 👀
🍌 RETURN OF THE X
🏴 Nottingham Forest v Man City
🏴 James McAtee 🍌 9/2 — Sky Bet
🏴 Elliot Anderson 🍌 4/1 — bet365
🍌 Both carded + over 0.5 match cards
27.5/1 boosted — William Hill
🔨 Bet Builder — bet365
McAtee 2+ fouls committed
Anderson 2+ fouls committed
McAtee 2+ fouls won
37/4 + 50% winnings boost
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🍌 RETURN OF THE X
🏴 Nottingham Forest v Man City
🏴 James McAtee 🍌 9/2 — Sky Bet
🏴 Elliot Anderson 🍌 4/1 — bet365
🍌 Both carded + over 0.5 match cards
27.5/1 boosted — William Hill
🔨 Bet Builder — bet365
McAtee 2+ fouls committed
Anderson 2+ fouls committed
McAtee 2+ fouls won
37/4 + 50% winnings boost