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The monomaniacal Captain Ahab

@RealManBarbeque

Meritocrat, sybarite, intellectual (sometimes), enthusiast.

 London, England
Joined January 2009
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CFCDatro@CFCDatrooApr 21
Don’t say anything just like and retweet
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John B 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@johnbortho) profile picture
John B 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@johnborthoMar 6
Replying to @tag4UK
Quoting Rupert Lowe: 'I'm with the cafe owner. The publican. The window cleaner. The plumber. The electrician. THEY deserve our respect and our gratitude. They're the ones who make this country work, not the pretentious empire-building desk-jockeys in central London.'
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Right Said Fred
@TheFredsMar 6
Replying to @ArchRose90 @Creamofthe1960s
Real name Dave Paulden, ex-hypnotist who claimed he could enlarge women’s breasts.
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC14 Jul 2025
Say nothing. Just RT.
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Jews Fight Back 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@JewsFightBack) profile picture
Jews Fight Back 🇺🇸🇮🇱
@JewsFightBack18 Jun 2025
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Cait Mercer@MercerCait10 Jun 2025
I suspect I’ve posted before but I shall always love this vignette
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Jim Dilkes 🐐🐚@Jim_Dilkes14 Apr 2025
Next talk in our CCAIS seminar series: 🗓 Thursday, 17 April 2025 🕐 13:00 BST / 14:00 CEST Join us as for spotlight talks from the Social AI Lab at University of Bristol with Nirav Ajmeri and Jessica Woodgate presenting on ethical multi-agent systems and prosocial AI.
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Physics In History
@PhysInHistory14 Mar 2025
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#Marcher@MarcherReborn2 Feb 2025
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Lucy Oliva@lucy__oliva12 Dec 2024
Just bumped into the Chelsea Mongolian Supporters Club 🇲🇳💙 They’ve travelled for four days to be here!!
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James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) profile picture
James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT13 Oct 2024
Thread of the most epic moments from SpaceX Starship’s launches 🧵 1. Starship’s 33 Raptor engines in full power
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Sharron Davies HoL MBE (@sharrond62) profile picture
Sharron Davies HoL MBE
@sharrond621 Aug 2024
Shame on the @iocmedia for allowing women to be beaten up by men as a sport. RT if you agree #ShameOnTheIOC
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Peppermint Rock (@DawnieF6340) profile picture
Peppermint Rock
@DawnieF634011 Jun 2023
If Carlsberg did Sundays…✨🥂 – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Jose Muniz (@joseletemuniz) profile picture
Jose Muniz
@joseletemuniz4 Jun 2023
This is the biggest tyre cemetery in the world in Kuwait. This fire is always on and can be seen from outerspace. But Irish cows are responsible for climate change.
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Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 (@EssexPR) profile picture
Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧
@EssexPR21 May 2023
Labour MP @RachelReevesMP tweeted a picture of her on a plane with her passport & ticket.. She then quickly deleted and reposted it with the seat number blurred out…. Why? Because she’s in First Class at the TAXPAYERS expense. Party of the people, my arse. Champagne socialists.
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan18 May 2023
I would be delighted to, and I’ll donate £1000 myself. Good luck Jack, and RIP Lee.
Scotty's - the military bereavement charity (@ScottysCharity) profile pictureScotty's - the military bereavement charity@ScottysCharity18 May 2023
Royal Fusilier Lee Rigby's son is raising funds to honour his dad on the 10th anniversary of his death. We'd be really grateful if you could help spread the word. @piersmorgan Read more: scottyslittlesoldiers.co.uk/…
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Britain First
@BFirstParty9 May 2023
This situation is a national disgrace 😡
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☠️ Matt 👾 (@Mattisamazing33) profile picture
☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing334 May 2023
Thankfully can’t see Uranus
Joan Pope (@joanpopejoan) profile pictureJoan Pope@joanpopejoan4 May 2023
Jupiter by Heinrich Friedrich Füger, 19th c.
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Kevin W.
@Brink_Thinker2 May 2023
This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸
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PeterSweden
@PeterSweden74 Jan 2023
THIS IS INSANE Germany has sentenced a doctor to 2 years and 9 months in prison for the crime of giving 4000 people exemptions from wearing face masks during the pandemic. Retweet if you think this doctor is a hero and should be freed immediately 👍
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