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I'm a mermaid 🦀

Barnstaple, England
Joined August 2017
My BFFs are here; Seth the hula girl and Ben the SURFER DUDE RAD YEAH WIPEOUT #MermaidLife #MermaidWedding
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Can’t wait to slip one of these on my finger later and make it official! I do! #MermaidLife #MermaidWedding
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Obvs my lazy hair tip is: wear a wig. Mostly seaweed, some plankton to give it volume #MermaidLife teapawt.net/madeinbristoltv/status…
Tonight on #TheCrunchBristol, @ChelseaSkippTV gets some 'lazy girl' hair tips from Emily Fisher AKA @MermaidGossip! Join us from 6PM.
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I can't wait to flap like a fish down the aisle this month! I can't believe that little shit Nemo hasn't RSVP'd yet though #MermaidProblems
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I can't wait to flap like a fish down the aisle this month! I can't believe that little shit Nemo hasn't RSVP'd yet though #MermaidProblems
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"If there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself" @Beyonce #YouGotThis #GoGirl #OwnIt
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I wanna be where the people are I wanna see, wanna see them dancing' Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet!
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Always be yourself unless you can be a mermaid. Then ALWAYS be a mermaid.
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If you're lost you can look--and you will find me Time after time 🎼
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Couple of frothy ones with the lads. Frothy like the sea. My home. Because I'm a mermaid.
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"If there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself" @Beyonce #YouGotThis #GoGirl #OwnIt
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Because I'm worth it. (And I had seaweed in my hair)
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Behind every successful mermaid is an amazing merman!!! 💦🐳😂💕 teapawt.net/realmermaidgoss/status…
Replying to @MermaidGossip
@MermaidGossip omg thanks for th follow, you're my inspiration 😍
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Out for some pillaging with BAE
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me, I've been priced out by a volatile housing market. #MermaidProblems
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