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Hi. There is no place like home… …be here. Here am I. Honor.Humility.Truth I’m looking for somebody… …somebody like me. If only the world was still malleable.

Joined October 2026
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-A Shooting Star, or Three for Thee- Oh shooting star of mine, Let the stars align! The light, the dark night, show me how bright! Surrender to the night, Surrender to the light. Count my blessings, Each and every night. Shooting star of mine, Please be mine? I am yours. 💞 💫💫💫
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-Heartache- A heart, so tender and so pure. Sliced and diced, I am no cure. Past breaks, I cannot mend. But space and time, I will certainly bend. Place your heart in my care, No further heartache, will you bear. It beats and beats, no matter the day. Open and shut, it works this way. Sometimes we feel we have no say. Trust in me and protected it shall stay. @EmmaWatson I never heard back but um I met this girl, her name is pay-pay. Something about Karma. If you change your mind, just call me babe, or just say he’s mine. I don’t care, I gotta go, my other phones ringing. @taylorswift13 Hey Taylor, I thought you were going to talk to Emma for me? Did you tell her I thought she was cute as a button? Did you whisper in her ear “smitten as a kitten-purfuct” like I told you! She never got back to me. Do you know a Katniss Everdeen by any chance? If you do, just whisper “petawatt 40GW”. I need a babe. No Jaguars, I only like Lions. ❤️ Michael
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“Last thing I’ll ever need”
🤖 Made with AI
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-My Gift From God- Picky I am, so let’s get Specific. Very specific. A congruent package, Wrapped in adjectives, Parenthesis and all, just for Me. Very specific, she must Be. Intellectually intelligent, Beautifully brilliant, A Goddess for me. That’s all I need, All I need her to be. She wraps so concise, My heart and soul, Become sweet, Sweet and precise. All I need her to be, a perfect Gift, just for me. Awesome, beautiful, classy, determined, elegant, foxy, Godsent, Hott(like real hot), independent, Juilietish, Konglike, Loving, Michael’s, nourishing, outstanding, pretty(like my kitty), quintessential, radiant, sweet, Tangy, understanding, valiant, wholesome, XX(X), yankee, zero one. Words and words, Swords and swords, All for a gift, a gift with a Simple verb, perfect. My kind of perfect. Perfect. Finally, a book, A book I’ll never Have to put Down. A plan for me, A plan for em. A plan for m. An —for them. Amen. 3:33 🇬🇧 23:33🇺🇸
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-Emma- Eloquently elegant. Mine. Mature and Prime. Awesome. @EmmaWatson this you? Looking for a babe. Not sure. Let me know. Okay? Bye babe. ❤️
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Is it 3:33 somewhere? All I heard was Em dot or was it Em dash? I have no idea. I’m going to wrap up my patrol. It’s been a weird day babe, whoa there it is again, WTF. This he needs a damn she. I gotta go home, my heart might explode. Time for bed pal, you’re losing it. Good night, My Angel in the night. Please oh please make me bright. 🕯️❤️
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It’s gotta be 11:11 somewhere right? How does this time zone thing work. I don’t know. How does this shrine thing work, Hocus Pocus looking shit. Alright focus, I gotta find this “babe” I was speaking too earlier. Oh man, oh yeah, I’ll light the candles too. This has to be what everyone else does, what else would they do? Hocus-Pocus, Abra Algebra, bring my babe into focus. Did it work? Hello, babe? “Hocus-Pocus”
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Is it 4:20 somewhere? Fucking two doobies and a map under the cap. Hell yeah dude, winner-winner chicken dinner. Cha-Ching. Show me da money!!!! Jerry McGuire style. -Patient 001- Baby, just be… Baby, just be… Just be you… Just be me… …baby… …we..we… …💞… Love this
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Why good sir, "You wouldn't happen to have a joint, would you? Would I! You mean do I? Fuck yeah bro. You wanna get high? How high, Bone Thugs high, higher, higher, baby. lol. Maybe that’s the babe I was talking about, let’s get high. Maps under caps style. “I would, I do.”
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Is it 4:20 somewhere? I was just walking my dog, Luna, she’s white, then came to smoke and it’s like shit, I forgot my doobie upstairs babe. Like WTF? Who is babe? I don’t know, I must be lost in time right now. I have no idea. It just feels like a weird never ending flow…I’ll probably go back and get my Little Jeeter J…Ha Ha little Peter lol…and smoke around 3:30 or so, sounds pretty cool to me. It would be pretty cool if you did? What? What was that. Hello?
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Gosh, I just love days like these. Days where it’s like , “Ya know, I just feel like me, like my kinda guy, do you know what I mean”. I’ve just been doing all of these wonderful things. I’ve been with God, My Goddess, family, friends, coffee, hanging out, writing. It’s gotta be 1:11 somewhere, I love that time. Wow. I want more of this, I kinda love this. Yeah. My kinda guy, Michael Colt. I like it. Nah nah, Colt, yeah that’s cool too. Alright let’s roll. For sure. Glad I didn’t forget “My Flower”.
Hi. My name is Michael. I believe in a lot of things, just be a good person, love what you love, and fight and die for all that is holy. That’s it. I think…I just woke up and at 3:33, was like WTF, I am looking for somebody. So figured I’d come out here to X, it’s cool? ❤️ 🕯️
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12:12 London Time: Here’s to you. Here’s to us. Here’s to all of us, including those no longer here. 🥂🍻 Until it’s time, My Love. I’ll be where our souls meet. ❤️💛
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6:33 Project - Show Not Tell - As I await her decision, what does fate have in store? Rather than waste time, I say let’s do more. As I found what I love, deep at my core, I find ways to help, way more than before. Wonder if I’ll ever get that knock at my door? 8/8/23
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I’ll let you win next time, as long as you beat me into eternity…We’ll always be together that way. I don’t want to expend another breathe, sleep another night, nor dream another eternity in which you aren’t by my side, my Queen. 11:11 London time.
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6:06 Project - Rules of Engagement - You wanted to play…let’s play. 1. Come back…be here, the town square and reciprocate your love. I’ll be waiting, I have all of eternity. YOU decide. No one else…okay? When, where, how…but ROE 1 is non-negotiable. You know who. ❤️
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5:55 Project - Forward we go - Forward we go, Into the unknown. The more we know, The further we go. Walk into the unknown, The more we know we don’t know. Forward we go. Arm and arm? Together? Forever? Which arm you want, locked or loaded? Both? Good. …Ready for it?
Absolutely stunning in black…can’t wait to get you back. You wouldn’t happen to have an arm or two free, that I could possibly borrow, do you? The ones that look like this 💪🏻💪🏻. Never again, you are protected. My Angel in white, dressed in black, ready to come back. 🖤🤍
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5:05 Project -Change- A change a day keeps the doctor away, at least that’s what they say. It’s never easy, sometimes comes with the wind, a little breezy. This time requires space, it’s not a race. Make room for the change, okay? Time is now, luckily I have eternity.
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4:44 Project -My Kind of Perfect- Em. We exist on this PLANE together. We exist on this PLANET together. We exist together, yes? You can only answer with yes. Yes? All together, yes? M.