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An extensive break down of put credit spreads!
This is the first of many I will posting over the next few weeks. Feel free to ask me questions, or provide any content suggestions!
How do people make these AI videos?!
Yall don’t want me to figure it out, I will have a field day of offensive, comical content 😂
Pretty soar today, but still going to push through this workout for the Washington/Giants game: 🏈
-6 bicep curls (25lbs dumbbells) for every Washington offensive/special teams play
- 6 Goblet squats (25lbs dumbbell) for every Giants offensive/special teams play.
This is why they want the College Football Playoff rankings like they are. This guarantees an SEC team in the semi finals.
ALT College Football Playoff rankings
$NVDA CEO Jensen Huang caught sleeping with a Chinese spy: Slap on the wrist.
Gets caught sleeping with a white coworker: Fired immediately! 😂
$NVDA next CEO will likely have to be an unmarried gay racist.
ALT Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia
ALT Jensen Huang accused of sleeping with Chinese spy, and coworker.
So you can sleep with a Chinese spy and get a little pushback. But the minute you sleep with a coworker, you’re gone!! 😂 $NVDA
I have an idea: let’s schedule Tennessee and Alabama to play each other on the same exact day every season so we leave no doubt who the better team is.
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek, once again, says Alabama and Tennessee aren’t being judged in the same ‘pool’.
They have the same record and Vols crushed Tide. 🤦♂️
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Yet another week of poor and biased College Football Playoff rankings! I can’t wait for a 24 team playoff where 16 SEC teams get an automatic home game bid on ESPN’s dime.
This might be the worst offensive football game I’ve ever seen. The quarterback play in the NFL this entire weekend as been atrocious
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Workout challenge for Monday night football: 🏈
Core focused (with ankle weights) first half:
5 V-Ups Every Bills offensive/special team play:
5 leg lifts every Vikings offensive play/special teams play
Second half: To be Determined
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Michael Kee retweeted
Hardest part of deer season isn’t the hunting it’s knowing you’ve been stalking an 8 point all year … then you go on say Alabama Whitetail Facebook group and some sorority girl got put on an absolute fuckin bruiser stud by her girldad in between a nail appointment & Starbs run.
Only Fans and Divorce are leading occupations for making single women millionaires/billionaires. For married women, it’s marriage and widowhood.
So the game ‘screw/marry/kill’, is actually a profitable business model. 👀👀💰
(Relax girls, im just messing around)
$NVDA
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People are mad that $NVDA Jensen Huang got laid and lied to his wife. If he didn’t share any secrets then it’s not a story.
If you’re basing your investments on the sex lives of CEO’s then Elon Musk would be running two pink sheet companies.
I’ll be honest, I thought tech CEO’s having sex with Chinese spy’s was a regular thing. I thought it was just part of the gig at this point 🤣😂
Final Challenge Update:
700 pushups completed
760 squats completed.
Notre Dame, Miami, and Georgia are the top 3 teams on the country. Everyone else is far behind them.