Hunter Biden along with Portuguese mercenaries, Venezuelan voting machines and Vatican guards rigged the Brazilian election! @HunterBiden

I have confirmed reports that China… and I have a great relationship with Xi… but China has already rigged our midterms. I’ll need to declare martial law and freeze our current government until we figure out what the hell is going on

The United States military is ready to use its very powerful military, which totally destroyed Iran in three days, against cities and states that illegally vote for Democrats in the midterms!

The United States is ready to intervene militarily if Brazil doesn’t overturn the election!

Not surprising that Brazil starts with the same letter as Biden (B!)! Totally corrupt and rigged, and Sleepy Joe and Hunter were involved!

Any election where the winner isn’t who I want to win is RIGGED!

The election in Brazil was RIGGED!

UK stands for “Ugly Kings”!

Martin Luther King could have accomplished as much for the Black community as I have if he would have watched his diet and lived longer.

Jesus was a terrific guy! I’m a big fan of his, and he of me. I’m not saying I’m better than him though that’s what the Fake Media will say I’m saying. They’re filthy animals. All I’m saying is I’m taller than Jesus.

I think if God asked me to help him make the world, the world would be a much better place. I’m a world class builder. I own some of the premier properties on the planet. Nobody knows things like granite, concrete, grass or flagpoles better than me!

New Mexico will now be known as New America!

I don’t have syphilis. (I don’t think)

Since Britain decided not to help us against Iran (not that we needed it), we will help Argentina reclaim the Falkland Islands. Then we will beat the hell out of Argentina so we can win the Falklands. Maybe then the UK will be ready to make a deal with us to get them back.

Canada is so weak that I won’t need to send the US Army to defeat it. I can send in the Salvation Army to take what I want!

Canada is refusing to let the United States get oil from their oil sand fields! WAR!

I will be changing the name of North America to America America!

I will block all midterm election results of Republicans who lose

I will be making my birthday a NATIONAL HOLIDAY! Enjoy the day off! (MLK Day will be removed from the list of holidays)

Canada is historically American land. So we are going to be taking that back!