God, my dog Tug, and the Frogs. Enjoyer of Mountain Jam by the Allman Brothers.
Midland, TX
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Unless, of course, you want to discuss smoking exotic meats, air-raiding dive bars’ TouchTunes, Kendal Briles, the three man front, and early 2000’s running back highlight tapes.
On the plus side - since there was 0 use for my phone, my battery held up the whole flight! Which was great since there’s zero power outlets on the whole plane.
My favorite lesser known fact about the Masters
The “sand” in the bunkers is actually finely crushed bones of third world orphans
I love paying $24 just to have to refresh the page every 10 seconds during a College Football Playoff Game @viasat
I am spearheading a fundraise to fire the entire TCU staff - clean house and reset.
Targeting $30MM total. Based on the amount of living alumni from TCU, simply $300/pp gets us there.
This is the fulcrum our university needs.
#DrainTheSwamp
After a month I haven’t felt a single effect from the government being shutdown
The government is a massive waste and cesspool of former theatre kids trying to cosplay being important in a 5th tier city
