Real Sandar Win

This all started of course because that dreadful woman was jealous. Jealous of me. She’s obsessed with me really.

Junior as you know has started a new career as a celebrity travel host and restaurant critic. He says Mummy I will be like the Burmese Giles Coren. I don’t know who this is? Im sure he is also clever and much loved like my son.

New money you see.

So much excitement about my return to power. Oh yes I mean wink wink. As you know in 1988 I was Head of Military Intelligence and poisoned all the wells. Actually this does not need any wink wink. Once again I am called to serve my people. A big announcement coming soon! 🎖 🙏

The Board of Trustees got a lovely new donation on my birthday to chase junior around the base of the Shwedagon for 1 week. He worked off all those Dubai truffle burgers and kept Mummy safe from Dubai covid. He wanted to go to ILH but I told him no - you go make Mummy some merit!

I told him you’ll never fit your whole head in the frame. But he did!

As you can see downtown Yangon is full of happy celebrations for a successful 2022. It is not true that people are yelling “MFcker MAL”.

Yes my darling you should get in the sea! Also you can not come home now. You will give Mummy Dubai Covid.

Yes it was my birthday! Thank you for all my birthday greetings. This year we have had so many blessings. What a wonderful year it has been for our family and for Burma.

Its true there are always two sides. Don’t discriminate and give hate to foreigner tenants - they are not going to rent your dirty houses. Thank you Aye Min Thant. I am also a “the”. “The Sandar Win”. Because I am so loved and famous there is no other you know.

Junior is feeling blue because no one is liking his Instagram posts. Please show some respect and “likes”to my son on his Instagram. He loves to hear from his fans - all the Myanmar people that look up to him. Tell him Mummy sent you.

Turn your back on your mother and you’ll get a stiff slap in the back of the head. Stop this nonsense pontificating about buildings now and come home to Mummy.

No this is fake news. We had to evict the euro trash. I don’t know what a grappa is but crude sexual language like that has no place in my home. Also they were behind in rent.

So sorry to all for my absence. We’ve been having a wonderful party. A grand celebration. Can you guess why? Yes that hag has been put away. And its not even my birthday for another two weeks!!

Someone’s back on the Chicken Caesar salad’s in Dubai. My pet how many times do I have to tell you Chicken Caesar salad is not salad. Mummy’s getting very tired of you neglecting your cholesterol like this. Don’t make your mother angry.

The hotel is called “Address Downtown”. If you are in Dubai yes please say hello to my son. Quite a tacky hotel I agree I much prefer the Burj Al Arab. But junior insists on being close to the Cigar Lounge for his favourite wagyu truffle burgers. Also the Pizza Hut.

My darling Chicken Caesar Salad is NOT salad. Please be mindful of your cholesterol! No Salt Bae Dubai please! Mummies watching you.

Thank you for your concern for my son and his handbag. No my big strong boy isn’t sick! If he meets the weight criteria for assisted mobility why shouldn’t he enjoy the perks? Bring Mummy back some Turkish delight darling don’t be piggy and eat it all yourself 🥰

How wonderful. The Americans have come to their senses. This Richardson fellow once said that woman had “developed an arrogance of power”. Actually she is just arrogant. Now she can rot in jail and this should all be over by Independence Day. Thank you Senator Richardson ❤️