Santa Claus

We are just working away here at the North Pole! What do you want for #Christmas?

As Christmas gets closer, I start getting out more! Time to work it out!

If anyone wants to take over the @RealSantaTweets account so I can focus on making toys, please DM me.

I'm answering Christmas wishes on YouTube for @O2! Tweet your wish using the hashtag #o2Santa

Apparently the #NBA is now run by Socialists too... #CP3

Albert Pujols just went from the Nice List to the Naughty List as far as Cardinals fans are concerned.

As an early Christmas present to all of the anti-iPhone folks, Instragram is coming to Android! #SocialSanta

@treyisnotdead You and I both Trey, you and I both. #WedBeRich

#ReasonsWhyILoveMyself: I'm Santa! What's not to love?

@TheDrZo Just doing my job sir, just doing my job. #SleepWell

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas across much of North America! Just a few more days!

Not bad! Did you draw that? RT @jonforeman: Sketchy Santa instagr.am/p/XiVKz/

@christy_herself Those are few and far between these days unfortunately. I'll see what I can do. :)

This year instead of giving out coal, I'll be giving out Rebecca Black's single "Friday" to all the bad kids. #BadBadBadBad

Cain's Plan B should be called The Godfather Plan: "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse." #999Plan #CainWreck

If you get your fake beard stuck while trying to rappel into a local mall, #YouMightNotBeTheRealSanta: youtu.be/s9Qg39Fvg1c

To all the ladies out there: you are all beautiful in your own way. You don't have to look like a #VSFashionShow model to be attractive.

Rudolph is trending! Congrats to my favorite reindeer!

December 25th every year. #MomentsICanNeverForget