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@RealTurtleBR

"A bottle a day keeps the psychologist away" /// Mercado, polรญtica, esportes e sarcasmo... Discรญpulo de Charlie Sheen. Se vocรช me levar a sรฉrio, azar seu!

 Over the hills and far away/BR
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Sabado Sol 26oC 94.474km Zero issuesโ€ฆ Zero assaltosโ€ฆ
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Iโ€™d choose a vilain who gets it done in the length of a short story
Cinema Now (@CinemaaNow) profile pictureCinema Now
@CinemaaNowNov 7
The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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Eu amo F1 e mais ainda Interlagosโ€ฆ. Mas isso ai รฉ um peograma de รญndio nivel PROMAX PLUS
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โ€œHola! Soy el paraguayo y estoy aca para impicharlo!โ€ โ€œPara que?โ€ โ€œPARAGUAYOโ€
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Nessa histรณria, Rogerio Marinho รฉ Flavio Bolsonaro e Tereza รฉ Tarcisio. Escolheram o brother do esquemaoโ€ฆ e deixaram a candidata mais forte de lado. Acolumbre vai continuar na cadeiraโ€ฆ
The Investor (@leiatheinvestor) profile pictureThe Investor
@leiatheinvestorNov 5
++ PL CRAVA ROGร‰RIO MARINHO COMO รšNICO NOME CAPAZ DE DERROTAR ALCOLUMBRE; TEREZA CRISTINA MANTร‰M CANDIDATURA Alcolumbre agradece a uniรฃo da direita.
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Quer comer ou ta comendo. CLASSICO!
Arquivo Marina Ruy Barbosa (@arquivomarinaa) profile pictureArquivo Marina Ruy Barbosa@arquivomarinaaNov 3
DIVO! Andrรฉ Janones em apoio a Marina Ruy Barbosa.
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Diet Turtle ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿข๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ธ@RealTurtleBRNov 3
PICANHA PICANH PICAN PICA PIC PI P PI PIZ PIZZ PIZZA PIZZA (parcelada)
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Que soco na boca acaba de levar o Luis Bichara
Brazil Journal (@BrazilJournal) profile pictureBrazil Journal
@BrazilJournalNov 3
OPINIรƒO. Coragem. Porque o Brasil nรฃo รฉ โ€œisso aรญโ€ braziljournal.com/wHkWS
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PICANHA PICANH PICAN PICA PIC PI P PI PIZ PIZZ PIZZA PIZZA (parcelada)
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Fumar ate ficar assim
Joachim Peeperkorn (@PeeperkornJ) profile pictureJoachim Peeperkorn
@PeeperkornJNov 2
In Brazil itโ€™s compulsory to know Lusรญadas by heart by the age of 11. Also Homer, Virgil (in Latin) and Dante are still thought seriously in most schools. The average family has a copy of Padre Antonio Vieira Sermรตes, Euclides da Cunha Os Sertรตes and the complete works of Gil Vicente in the living room.
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Por favor emoldurem esse tweet
EdmilsonPapo10 (@edmilsonrec10) profile pictureEdmilsonPapo10@edmilsonrec10Nov 3
A famรญlia bolsonaro รฉ uma espรฉcie de game of thrones na APAE
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LEGEND
Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) profile pictureRicky Gervais
@rickygervaisNov 2
And people thought I was joking ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐†๐“ ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ (@GTNewsOFICIAL) profile picture๐†๐“ ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ
@GTNewsOFICIALOct 30
๐ŸšจURGENTE - Lula sancionou lei que pode retirar atรฉ R$ 16,6 bilhรตes da saรบde e da educaรงรฃo em 2027
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Halloween na escola dos tortuguitas hj e descobri que a @freevagy รฉ a professora de biologia deles
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Ao infinito, e alem !
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexOct 29
BREAKING: Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart has died at 86
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Leonardo Otero
@Leonardootero61Oct 29
Yikes
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Fernanda
@Fernanda_comXOct 29
Eu votei no Flรกvio Bolsonaro! Eu queria que ele ganhasse! Baixei cada log de cada urna para tentar entender o que aconteceu. Ainda nรฃo entendi. Mas poucas coisas me deixam mais irritada do que ver alguรฉm usando dados pra mentir. ๐Ÿงต
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Ta indo bem o Lula 4
Everton sem W (@EvertonsemW) profile pictureEverton sem W
@EvertonsemWOct 28
Pagaram seus impostos direitinho?
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Acabei de assistir THE DOG STARS do Ridley Scott e รฉ um filmaรงo !!!
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Eu fui pra Porto de Galinhas em Janeiro. Ta uma bosta desde a vila ate o Muro Alto. Tomada por lixo, malandragem e pombais de 35m2 com 8 pessoas dentro. Acabaram com a praia. Pode vender pra quem quiserโ€ฆ. Sรณ que vao pagar pouco dada a depreciaรงรฃo
Steve Banannon (@Steve_Banannon) profile pictureSteve Banannon
@Steve_BanannonOct 27
Mas o cara nรฃo seria o presidente putinha do Trump nรฃo pรด, รฉ imaginaรงรฃo das pessoas. Ele nรฃo ia vender nossas terras raras nรฃo, que loucura. Porto de galinhas nรฃo ia se tornar Porto de Melanias nรฃo pรด, para de viajar
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