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The Dojo
Joined April 2020
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Commishing 3 fantasy leagues year. Why? So I can secure an interest free loan in August from all of my league mates. Place the pot in a money market fund and get a free 3% while these chumps are out their buy in
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What if you could quick save irl. Hit a save point try a diabolical shot and if it’s green continue or go back to the save point if you miss
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I’m such a great guy ™️when I stick to beer. It’s time to look inwards
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Good luck charm
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And we got work tomorrow
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Joe Milton without that one 70 yard pass combine clip:
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Doing the BBB challenge tn. $100 black jack hand, take the $200 from that and put it on black on roulette. Take that $400 and put it on banker on baccarat. Easy $800?
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When the dealer pulls 8 card 21 on my 20 on that blackjack hand
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Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions
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Pat mcafee bar would be awesome 😎 Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey 🤣🤣🤣 🥃 No shirt YES service 🤣🤣🤣 And then Peter the dog 🐕 is the bouncer 😆😆
Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
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I don’t looksmax I looksmoderate
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I just feel like I’m a burden to everyone A LUTHER BURDEN cuz everyone loves me 🔥🔥🔥
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If daily phone games like Wordle and krillion didn’t exist idk how I would make it through my work mornings
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No more political text messages… now I can get ghosted in peace without thinking I might be getting a text back 🧘
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It’s testing me
September-February please don’t test me as much as you did last year
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Kendall roymaxxing
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