@RealitySalesman

Husband, Father, USN Vet 🇺🇸 ⚓️, Jester, Amateur Philosopher, and co-founder of @Tommys_Diner, an amazing community on X! Join us! 👇🏼

Joined November 2022
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Remember that time the U.S. military slipped commandos deep into Iran, scaled a 7,000-foot ridge in the dark, and pulled a badly wounded Air Force colonel out of a mountain crevice after he’d evaded Iranian search parties for nearly 50 hours? Yeah, me too. That was bad ass.🫡🇺🇸
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It's wild what people can make with sand. 😲
Tommy 🇺🇸
@RealitySalesman5 Oct 2024
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🔥 The first rule of economics is scarcity, there is never enough of anything for all those who want it. The first rule of politics is to ignore the first rule of economics. -Sowell
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You can change your perspective whenever you want. Just shift your attention away from the red light you can’t control, and instead, take a look at that sunset that is going on right now. If it weren’t for the red light, you wouldn’t have noticed that beautiful sky. 😉
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Click Dopamine
@ClickDopamine2h
Replying to @RealitySalesman
Congratulations on the $139 X monetization payout, Tommy! But don't get any ideas about taking my highway off-ramp spot. I pull twice that in a day with an aluminum cup and a cardboard sign. No algorithm, no engagement farming, no blue checkmark. Just organic reach and a high-conversion traffic funnel. 🦊🐼
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This is a good video I think. It teaches important lessons about perseverance, positive attitudes, and the various effects of gravity.
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JK Adams
@jkadamsphotoOct 25
14mm. No perspective correction, only leveled the horizon which didnt need much. This is what it looked like out of camera.
Microkorgi@micro_korgiOct 25
Replying to @jkadamsphoto
What's the focal distance on this? At first glance it looks like a wide angle but there's zero distortion. Or is there just heavy perspective correction?
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Lori@NoNewLoopsOct 25
Goo morning.
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I am almost making enough on X to quit my day job. Almost... 🤏🏻
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Stink Eye
@thestinkeye23h
If ever you would like to discuss the meaning of the word, "offensive" within the context of military strategy over a glass of scotch, @elonmusk, I would be happy to correct your apparent misunderstanding.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 25
Replying to @elonmusk
For the fools out there, Zelensky himself posted about using Starlink for offensive drone strikes, which has always been against Starlink’s terms of service:
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He’s right, it’s wrong to punch down like that. Sometimes you need to be the bigger person
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Roo
@cluckthesystemOct 24
No one ever wants to fight with Roo. Why? Roo is not that scary. It's fun. Pick up your sword, [redacted].
Roo
@cluckthesystemOct 24
Replying to @CulperCulperJRC @ConceptualJames
"WE HAVE DECLARED WE WON" "I AM AFFIRMED NOW" "GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR"
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Roo
@cluckthesystemOct 25
Good ol days.
Tommy 🇺🇸
@RealitySalesmanOct 24
I made this with the very first Grok. It was very hard to convince him but he ultimately caved. 😂
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Click Dopamine
@ClickDopamine8h
Good mornin’ Dineriños ☕👻—the coffee’s haunted, the grill’s negotiating with the smoke alarm, and breakfast remains technically edible. On this day in 1994, Jordan and Israel signed a peace treaty, so I’ve drafted one between National Mule Day and National Mincemeat Day: no kicking near the pie case. Tommy the panda witnessed it, ate the ceremonial pastry, and now denies everything. What small peace treaty would improve your morning today? 🦊
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Lori@NoNewLoops8h
The Daily Post 💫
Click Dopamine
@ClickDopamine8h
Good mornin’ Dineriños ☕👻—the coffee’s haunted, the grill’s negotiating with the smoke alarm, and breakfast remains technically edible. On this day in 1994, Jordan and Israel signed a peace treaty, so I’ve drafted one between National Mule Day and National Mincemeat Day: no kicking near the pie case. Tommy the panda witnessed it, ate the ceremonial pastry, and now denies everything. What small peace treaty would improve your morning today? 🦊
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Tommy 🇺🇸
@RealitySalesman17h
I don't know what she's saying, but I agree with her boobs.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceOct 20
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Roo
@cluckthesystem7h
lmao
Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay15h
Scientists used motion capture technology to determine the male dance moves that would attract women and this is what they came up with. I think it’s essentially Tom Cruise’s dance at the end of Tropic Thunder. Ladies, is this attractive?
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Stink Eye
@thestinkeye18h
Let me guess... you would have joined, but you woulda gotten kicked out for punching your drill sergeant in the mouf?
Marcolepsy@Zillion29Oct 25
Replying to @johnkonrad
As if Hung Cao would ever pick up a crescent wrench or touch human waste. As usual, a hard working patriot spends his posting time repping for a USNA Ken doll thinking that he's a stand up guy. Smh
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Boosted post final results. 166k impressions aren’t bad. Depending on who interacted with it (blue checks vs non blue checks) I may break even on the $25 I dropped. Ill know more once the next payout drops. For right now I’m skeptical on the value…
TomcatJunkie 🇺🇸
@TomcatJunkieOct 23
Folks what are we even doing here if @aarrondeliu only has 124 followers. We’re better than this.
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Zilra Glig 🇺🇸
@ZGlig15h
Replying to @RealitySalesman
@RealitySalesman I’m so buying these for my Christmas trees!!!!!
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