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Gamers of London. looking into creating a gaming space where gamers can met and game socially. Looking at perm locations but could start as a pop up residencey. is that something you'd check out? #gamers #London #londongamers #videogames #GamersUnite #gamerquestion
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Some Muslims in Japan ask why they’re treated differently from Christians.
It’s not Islam, but individual behavior.
Christians often respect Japan: no tantrums over pork, demands to change school lunches, complaints about too few churches, or calls to alter customs for Christianity.
They chose Japan, adapting with respect for its culture and values.
Faith is free.
But move here and demand changes to Japan’s food, traditions, and society for your religion, expect pushback.
That’s the point.
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🚨🗣️José Mourinho on Lisandro Martínez's comments.
🗣️“It's always the same there [Manchester United]. Someone speaks up, and instead of addressing the situation, they attack the person. It's always been the same there.
“I try not to speak on matters like this because they don't concern me.
“I remember when I came in there, everything was not right. I tried to speak to the board, and still, nothing changed. I did a press conference, and that became the main target of why I wasn't supposed to be at the club. I remember Ronaldo [Cristiano], too. The same thing.
“Now, I'm not surprised it's happening to anyone there [Martinez], and I don't think there's going to be change in the next 10 years if they keep eliminating anyone who comes to tell the truth.
“You cannot solve a problem by silencing the people who speak about it. Until they start listening instead of attacking, the same problems will keep coming back.”
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🚨🎙️ Ryan Giggs on Lisandro Martínez’s comments about the Manchester United board after their defeat to Atlético Madrid:
🗣️ “If the board decides to take action against Lisandro Martínez, convincing players to join Manchester United in the future could become much more difficult.
Because what exactly are you going to tell them? Come here and waste five or six years of your prime playing for nothing?
I know INEOS won’t take his criticism lightly, and honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Martínez never plays for United again.
But I can’t thank him enough for what he did tonight because his actions spoke louder than any fan’s words. People aren’t even beginning to understand how significant that moment was.
He put himself on the line to expose what he believes is wrong at this club, and if his actions help bring real change to the people running United, he’ll always be a legend in my eyes.” ❤️
If this is the best you have Carrick, then it's time to pack it up.
What the fuck have you been doing with these players for the last 3 weeks?! They actually gotten worse🤦🏿♂️
#muntot
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Dear Muslims,
Japanese people don’t dislike you for being Muslim. Your faith is your choice, and we respect those who live peacefully.
But calling pork or mirin (cooking alcohol) in Japanese food “discrimination” makes no sense.
Our cuisine has centuries of history. It wasn’t created to offend your faith. Different traditions aren’t discrimination.
You’re free to practice your religion, but if you visit or live in Japan, respect our culture, customs, and laws. Adapt to Japan rather than demand it change for you.
Please remember that.
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🚨JUST IN: Yaya Touré on the Manchester City of been find guilty of the 115 charges
🗣️Yaya Touré “Honestly, I think people are afraid to speak about Manchester City because of everything Pep Guardiola has achieved there.
“But football is bigger than Pep, bigger than Manchester City, and bigger than any trophy.
“If the club is found guilty, they must face the consequences.
“I don’t care how many Premier League titles they have won or how much money they have spent.
“Why should Everton face punishment while Manchester City are treated like a special case?
“For me, if the evidence proves serious breaches, relegation to League One should not be off the table.
“You cannot punish smaller clubs and then make excuses when a big club faces the same questions.
“And Pep Guardiola must stop acting as if questioning Manchester City is an attack on football itself.
“Nobody is bigger than the rules.
“If another club had been accused of this many breaches, do you honestly believe we would still be having this conversation years later? That’s the question Manchester City fans need to answer.”
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Americans, please settle an international dispute ☕
A British friend told me that when Americans want a hot cup of tea, they fill a ceramic mug with tap water and put it in the microwave for two minutes.
I told him that was impossible. No civilized nation with space rockets and supercomputers would heat water for tea inside an appliance built for reheating leftover pizza.
Then I visited a home in California.
There was no kettle on the stove. There was no electric water boiler. The host smiled, opened the microwave door, placed a mug of cold water inside, and pressed "BEVERAGE."
I stood in the kitchen in stunned silence.
Americans:
Do you actually not own a kettle?
And why does boiling water on a stove feel like a lost ancient technology to so many people? 😂
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Please can we not let a great race distract us from the absolute disgrace these power units proved to be at the beginning
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"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules."
Mate.
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These videos were made to show the humans behind the characters. So glad that yall were able to experience a little bit of PAC in the way that we knew him.
RT @sampeoples_: Only number that matters - loan repayment up 228% to £70m in 1 single year, over £1,000,000,000 now out of the club paying…
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Max: “Sobre el diseño del Madring deben aprender que las zonas de frenado nunca deben combinarlas con girar porque no permite ningún tipo de rebase. La opinión de los pilotos en el futuro ayudaría mucho. Sé que luego dicen “sí pero el espacio” y eso es… BS (bull shit 💩) siempre hay maneras para encontrar oportunidades de rebase.”
#SpanishGP xitter.cf/contentspmv/status/209…
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🚨 | Verstappen says the 2026 F1 regulations are 'not real racing':
"You just pass them on the next straight by literally doing nothing."
"That real racing fans understand. The non-racing fans think it’s cool because you just see more overtakes, but it’s not real."
