@RebeccaNotMsLay

Redhead. MSW. There is probably a cat watching me type this

Joined June 2020
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Now that I’m not a teacher: You need to let your kids experience small moments of unfairness. They can get told to stop talking when it is the kid next to them. Another kid you don’t think is as good can get more playing time. You have no regulation & your kid has no resilience
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Substance
@SimplySubstanceOct 26
Abdul El-Sayed is asked by CNN correspondent, Arlette Saenz, what he thinks about Trump’s “metal detector” comments El-Sayed: He knows I got those Wolverine Claws.
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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Taking advantage of the Hunter’s Moon (Pre possum)
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Mom says I am the best boy I was upstairs doing my aerial patrol when I spotted it and I ran downstairs! Mom asked what I was doing, and then she looked out the window and made eye contact with a possum! Mom said I am the best security boy but I am definitely keeping an eye out
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When you want to do witch craft with mom but you aren’t allowed outside
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WARNING: Extreme violence! Apex predator takes down window birdie! Not for children, those with heart conditions or those who have survived a big cat attack!
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Defending the last vestiges of Crinkle Paper Mountain (don’t look at the rest of it in the basket behind him, he’s standing his ground!)
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Mommy is moving things, including Crinkle Paper Mountain, the way she does when Vacuum and Plastic Bag Lady comes!!!
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When you need to warm your butts and watch for squirrels
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It is a day for blasting Dolly
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I don’t understand the crazy cat lady stereotype as I sit on a pile of pillows in the floor swinging two ribbons on a stick and play Knick if You Buck so my cats can battle in the middle of Crinkle Paper Mountain
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This platform has THE WORST autocorrect. What do you mean I typed “knuck” and corrected it back after the “correction” and it changed it back TWICE and now here we are
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Due to mom’s behavior yesterday, my tiny trust is broken so I laid on her all day—zek
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I just realized that I dripped something in the floor and wiped it up, sprayed the floor down, wiped it up again and left it to dry. Went to the bathroom and walk back out then got confused why the floor was wet
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I would once again like to complain about kit getting a cool I Voted sticker with my mail in ballot. Put them in the envelope! And give me one of the good ones too since I voted on the stickers as well
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My mommy went to see skeletons Why?!?
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Have you ever been betrayed? Mom left for HOURS and came back, smelling like grandparents, but there were no grandparents. I think she saw them without us and on my grandmother’s birthday.
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Doing skincare with mommy because I am not a toxic man
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Every time I put a sheet masque on this guy is headbutting me and rubbing his face on it. Boy is staying hydrated and fighting fine lines
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Tomorrow my grandma turns 70. This is exciting. But!!!! My mom is going to meet her for surprises and she is not coming to see us!!! I had to hide in my boys cave for emotionally intelligent boys to process it
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