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@RecoverinAsshol

Expert at turning hobbies into regrets. Poker loser and terrible investor.

 Ohio, USA
Joined October 2020
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@Topps26 Apr 2024
𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗: the 1/1 Shohei Ohtani Depths of Darkness Superfractor was just hit by a collector from Canton, OH. The collector, named Matt, is an Engineering Manager who bought a personal box from breaker @guccirips. After hitting this card, Matt said “I share my card collection and passion with my fianceé and kids, and seeing their excitement when we pulled that card makes the hobby that much sweeter.” Matt also says that this is “for sure” the best card in their family’s collection. Congrats to everyone involved with this awesome pull! ❤️
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Right now i guess
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My $MTL short was a little early but best decision I've made in months! It was apparent it was the last pump before it crashed. Same pattern as $ARPA and $KEY... I barely survived that last massive pump thought! I ended up adding to my position several dozen times. $32K with an average entry price of $2.08!
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This is obviously the last pump before they move on
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#ClevelandBrowns 4 seasons prior to @bakermayfield Avg passing TDs: 15.5 w/ #BAKERMAYFIELD: 25 (61% increase) Avg PPG: 16.8 w/ Baker: 22.3 (35% increase) Baker's 32 wins in 4yrs account for 24% of the #browns total wins since 1999. The Browns did him dirty! #myquarterback
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Guarantee he will outperform Watson when the Browns trade him.
HODL'ing is NOT a good trading strategy. Crypto is too volatile to not take advantage of! #unpopularopinion The average volatility by rank... Top 20: 20.3% 80-100: 58%! and mfers still out there saying iM nEvEr SeLlInG #crypto #cryptotrading #btc #waves #eth
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The $luna game is fun right now. Made a quick 380% profit in less than an hour... Don't use leverage unless you want to get rekt! #LUNA #Cryptocrash #cryptotrading
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Like clockwork #crypto trends down right at 09:30 EST - I'm ready for it with a tight trailing stop loss. Surely the US institutional investors wouldn't be that predictable? Or is it the chinamen doing a pump/dump on the Americans before they go to sleep? #BTC #ETH #APE #GMT #SOL
I think today is the day we all start buying again. #btc #eth #crypto
I really want to buy a few @okaybears but I may give people a few more days before they really start panic selling. #SolanaNFTs #OkayBears
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Did people really fall for that bull trap? $btc $luna #btc #luna #ETH
It feels good closing all #crypto positions yesterday and living to fight/trade another day. No position is a position. #BTC #ETH #trading
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LOL. $ape #BAYC #MonkeyPictures
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I dunno … seems kinda fungible
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It's so obvious - NFT collectors are dumb as hell. Two different types of people can make a fortune... Low IQ people who stumble upon an easy money grab and smart people like @elonmusk.. the NFT community is not the latter. #nft #BAYC #crypto
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LOL at the people who thought @elonmusk was joined #byac. He was trolling you. #monkeypictures
My 4-digit ENS is also the last 4 digits of my cell phone number! Now I need to buy 2 3-digital ENS to be complete @10kClubOfficial #10kClubOfficial
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Does anyone know the percentage of crypto traders that use paid trading terminals/custom terminals and APIs Vs. people who use their exchange interface to trade? #trading #Crypto $btc $ape #cryptotrading #api
I want to see someone donate their @BoredApeYC to support #ukraine and all the people around the world volunteering to help fight off war crimes! Shut up about Kevin! #NFTs #crypto #AmericansForUkraine #SaveUkraine
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The NFT peeps on twitter do know there is a whole world outside right? #NFT #NFTCommumity #Balance #crypto
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