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Joined March 2025
Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
I listened to this whole thing. Dan wasn’t unfair to John. You may not like the word choice, but that is also what I heard about John’s first year. @jon_greenberg pretty much said, in nice words, the same thing in his piece today!
“Schriffen was an a**hole and pissed off a lot of hard working nice people when he walked in.” @dan_bernstein reacts to John Schriffen being out as the White Sox play-by-play announcer on today’s DBU
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Schriffen calls that I’ll never forget -yeahhhhhhh BUDDY! -Show me the MUNE! -La PanTERA! RAWR RAWR! -NAH we ain’t takin’ THAT! I don’t care how many L’s we got this year! -LETS! GO! -Southside, STAAAAND UP! -Would you give him the green light? (the best) -FOR ALL THE HATERS!
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Apologized more for this than when he beat up a woman
After the game, Josh Jacobs said he apologized to his team for dropping Jordan Love’s TD pass on third-and-5 with 3:30 left. Big turn in the loss. “That’s a play I’ve got to make. So I said, ‘If you want to blame anybody, put it on me.’”
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Baseball games are broadcast by guys who have a really poor grasp of what actual analytics are, and then fans interpret what they’re hearing poorly. It’s a terrible game of “telephone”. If these guys actually understood what “analytics” are they wouldn’t have a problem with them.
I miss when "hitting" actually meant "getting a hit" in a game, rather than some MS in Data Science saying you had "superb exit velocity" in BP.
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Republicans are pro-child rapists. This is what your party stands for. The leader of your party made his stance 100% clear. You are all therefore responsible for defending child rapists. Own it. Be proud of it. This is what it means to be a Republican. Congratulations!
A 12-year-old girl was raped. The President of the United States is defending her rapist and the rapist’s wife, and using the rape to smear the victim. What level of evil are we dealing with here?
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Thought that was the ball at first..
Broken bat coming right at ya
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Good times. I have a lot more too! Been waiting on these for a few years now
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
"I know exactly who he was, I know what his gift could do, and I know that we were all just a little happier, a little better off, for getting to hear the song...for as long as we did." @adamamin gives a touching tribute to his late partner, Stacey King ❤️
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
We don't burn down enough things. Cause for real, burn it all down.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Incoming 60.1 grade from PFF
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
For me, only Miguel Vargas, Mune and Sean Burke are untouchable.....nobody is expendable per se, but we have a lot of infielders right now, so YMMV. Those are solid building blocks.
Replying to @MrDelicious13
who is expendable and who’s untouchable in the next year or 2, and why?
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Hey Peter, no one cares who you are, even Packers fans.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter
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Replying to @toddvs35
Insane how fragile these former players egos are lol
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
This weekend of sports!
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
In reflection after yesterday’s loss; I want to offer a sincere apology. I got too confident. After the Sox got up 2-0, I let it get to my head. I wasn’t locked in at the plate. I wasn’t locked in on the mound. Got too goofy with the cowboy hat. Probably showered too much.
Remember who has the power in baseball games…it’s the podcasters. Not the guys striking out in 70% of their ABs in an elimination game!
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Tyson Bagent has a noodle arm and a smooth brain. If you ever said he should start over Caleb please apologize to a tree for being an oxygen thief.
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Replying to @pitchprofiler
The anti-analytics discourse this postseason for it to be 4 of the most advanced teams in the league making the CS is so hilarious
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Tyson Bagent now has 3 TD vs. 9 INT in his career. Just a friendly reminder that he has never, at any point, looked like a capable NFL QB. Anybody telling you otherwise can be safely muted, because their football opinions aren't worth your time.
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