DOLLY PARTON WAS ASKED ABOUT SYLVESTER STALLONE’S SINGING… AND HER ANSWER WAS PERFECT. Instead of pretending he was secretly a great singer, Dolly basically gives him credit for knowing exactly what he was getting himself into. Her point is what makes the story funny: Stallone knew he couldn’t really sing and he was still willing to go for it. That kind of confidence is hilarious. Imagine being Sylvester Stallone, one of the biggest action stars on Earth, and deciding: “Yeah… I’m going to become a country singer now.”