Super Mario

Look-a like Mario's got a new way for you to talk to him! It's-a called a "Strawpage" Mario hopes he gets a lot of-a messages from-a friends! redpaisano.straw.page

Don't forget about Mario! Mario's not gonna stand by and-a watch this happen

[Interaction bait time let's fucking go]

[To Rylai ❄️] Mario's so sorry it has to end this-a way... But Mario wasn't left with any other choice... Mario hoped you'd-a change, but now you can't... Mario is-a so sorry...

Wha? Huh?? Weren't you just?- HUH????

[Mario seems to be passing by when he spots Siffrin] [After a few minutes, he leaves, with the only evidence that he was ever there being a red blanket covering Stardust, and their well patted head]

Well he was-a the one who won the war against the Goombas in The Mushroom Revolutionary War and-a became the the first king of-a The Mushroom Kingdom Which-a... Now Mario say it out loud.. That doesn't sound right...

Ah yes, George Washingtoad Mario almost forgot the history of-a The Mushroom Kingdom

Awwwww! Now what could-a you want?

Mario think he's to step in and-a say that even though Mario does train under The Omni King, Mario still has to recognize Lara's strength Hence why Mario's curious Lara is-a no pushover Anyways are you up for a spar sometime @RedSlashingHood?

Knowing you and what you've-a gone through, Mario think it's-a pretty tame Mario don't know why they argue about it so much either

Is-a something wrong, Monika?

Oh, so you know The Omni King too, eh? Well yes, that's-a Mario's master! He's-a been teaching and-a training Mario for-a months now! Though it's-a just been sparring recently, still though it's-a been helping Mario get stronger!

That's-a fair, Mario don't doubt she's-a strong! But Mario think you overlooking Mario's own training too! Like-a this for example!

Well Mario is a quick thinker, hehe! Though now that you mention it, Mario does wonder who's-a stronger between Lara and-a Mario... Hmmm...

Mario's very thankful for-a your consideration of-a him But Mario still think it's-a best if-a you don't Last thing Mario needs is a bomb on-a his doorstep, hehe

It's alright, it doesn't bother Mario much

Hey, give Monika some-a leeway It's-a more like Mario kinda forced himself in So if anything you should be mad at-a Mario, not Monika

Oh hey! Mario didn't expect for-a Lara's cousin to join us today!