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Stapler of Many Things.

Vladivostok, Russia
Joined January 2020
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the 60s were fucking nuts man you could fr just buy a monkey for 20 bucks in the middle of a hulk comic
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Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino
Replying to @JolinaJasmine
That’s an alien lol
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Red Stapler retweeted
Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness
33 year old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active 😳
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Bat with broken wing treated with laser therapy A serotine bat found injured in Oxfordshire was taken to Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, where vets repaired its fractured wing and used laser therapy to support its recovery
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Red Stapler retweeted
Cows don't even laugh anymore they just look at you like this
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nahh he a dickhead for that 😭
in 1962 John F Kennedy ordered 1,200 Cuban cigars just 2 hours before he made them illegal
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The claim quoted here repeats a viral but unconfirmed anecdote from Pierre Salinger's 1992 article; JFK Presidential Library records do not document the specific cigar order before the embargo. snopes.com/news/2025/01/1… cigaraficionado.com/article/great-… jfklibrary.org/asset-viewer/a…
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Red Stapler retweeted
"Liberty Biberty"
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It would be hilarious to go back to 1999 and tell people that the actor from Office Space with the brightest future is the red stapler guy
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Everyone who was too broke to afford wolverine
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It's one of God's cruelest jokes that we seem to only get comic-accurate costumes if it's for laughs.
The Flash has officially appeared in live action in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Stuart spinoff show.
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I know his lawyer just dropped to his knees and thanked jesus
He retreated, deascelasted and respected the mans wish
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Red Stapler retweeted
miniature dollhouse coffee table
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Red Stapler retweeted
浮気現場に遭遇したらこうなるのか…
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they knew what they were doing
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Si no fuera por Spiderman habría sido mucho peor
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