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[JOB INTERVIEW]
It says on your CV that you are a magician, can you show me?
ME: *Points on CV to where it is says I am a magician*
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Trump: I donβt think about Americansβ financial situation one bit. Not at all.
MAGA: YAY MY PRESIDENT!
Mayor Mamdani: I have cut the $12 billion deficit.
MAGA:
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After spending 14 years making cuts to the police, the courts, legal aid, prisons and the probation service, Tory MPs are now queuing up to point out how easy it would be to fix it all.
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Self care isn't selfish its important.
My lazy days no longer consist of pointless TV show's and endless games on my phone. Now I spend that time working on myself. Mindfulness, yoga, appreciating what I have and reprogramming my mind with positivity.
Absolute game changer
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Being a parent is listening to your child call your name no less than 76 times, just to show you they can do something unextraordinary that almost injures them.
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Standing in the kitchen at 5:30 am eating Lucky Charms in my underwear is my whole mood.
Woke up this morning and absolutely buzzing to see that @scottbcomedyuk has made it on to ΚΙͺα΄ α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄ΚΚα΄. Fully deserved - the best act on the circuit for me, the best I have worked with and a true gentleman.
Follow the link to watch - bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0β¦
