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MG

@ReeseXO

IG: mauricegeee

Joined October 2011
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Me after I changed my Bumble bio height to 6’4 since I wasn’t getting any matches as 5’9
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Nothing in this world brings me more joy than killing mosquitos. The second you decided to buzz past my ear at 2:19 am, your fate was sealed.
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And I fucking need therapy
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I’ve been on this app for a long time and this is by far the wildest thread I’ve ever seen 💀 – at Burbank, CA
Luu🇿🇦 (@sk1tguru) profile pictureLuu🇿🇦@sk1tguru2 Oct 2023
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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.@KDans130 Jan 2020
She agreed with me too much
SKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾 (@PolygangDreco) profile pictureSKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾@PolygangDreco30 Jan 2020
Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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Lauryn hill when her man hurt himself to make her stay
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Chet is back at it again.
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oh you just know mrs. bin laden was scared...
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If I see another nigga calling Jorja Smith fat I’m afraid I may have to intervene
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Real 💯🙏🏼
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud2 Jun 2023
Judge tells man who murdered Michigan news anchor he should’ve killed himself. “Try to commit suicide before you do any of this,” the judge told him. “Take yourself out so you don’t kill people and try to rape 5-year-olds.”
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Keep a place for me
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This man think he hosting a party NIGGA SING !!!!
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twitter is so unhinged. because no way in hell should anyone think that leaving a letter on someone’s door within this context is normal or ok. you all do not understand respecting someone’s boundaries.
. (@ohyeahsureok) profile picture.@ohyeahsureok20 Feb 2023
Y’all…I went on ONE date with this dude in my building, we’ve exchanged a few texts with four days max in between…I come home from the gym and THIS is on my door…call 911
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Unpopular opinion: If I find a hair (that’s clearly from someone’s head, not like pubic hair) in my food, I’m picking it out and I’m still gonna finish the food. And I’m not even gonna be very upset about it 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Why the fuck is it so normalized that there’s dogs that are aggressive towards other dogs but gentle and loving towards humans. That is some coon ass shit idc
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twitter falling apart has really made me think about how we fell apart. Elon made twitter crash and burn like our relationship and now l'Il never get to smell your Musk. you don’t have to respond
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I can’t do this again
Image from Eric Schwartau (@ericschmerick)
Image from Eric Schwartau (@ericschmerick)
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This girl I was casually talking to in the bay made a fake Hinge profile to see if I was talking to girls in LA and lemme tell you. This girl knew my type so well, we not only matched but she was my Most Compatible of the day 😭😭😭
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I thought I was slick smh
BIGT (@BaddTiaaa) profile pictureBIGT@BaddTiaaa19 Oct 2022
he ate me out so long i knew that dck was lil 🥺
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