got into grad school laura

You guys I can’t be the only one that realizes that colonguard is just the first step into litter box training our elderly.

I am so horny for happiness.

Hap watching old music videos: “there’s a muppet in this.......... oh wait it’s just his pants”

On a road trip with my mom. Learned that she calls old gross snow “smut.”

Hap won’t let me buy a beta fish and let me name it Beta O’Rouke. Not sure if it’s cause he hates fish or what.

Hey I never tweet but ^^

"Oh... oh! It's your ears that matter!"

Omg dude wtf how ridiculous. They can also wear skirts smh teapawt.net/Refridgegator/status/7…

The feel when your drunk but your mom calls

"Oh no... There's a party" -Dr Thomas French

"Laura... No one will like you"- Thomas. #blessed

"pretend"

I-napkin

My parents are visiting. My mom without prompting told me she just bought a lamp she likes to lick 👅💡

Well I guess the day isn't over but he wasn't first

guess who peed on me today

Me when I look at buzzfeed "oh look at all the ways I could organize my life that im definitely not gonna do"

Dude have you ever thought about how sad it is that snakes can only wear tube-tops

@hellafoxi uh I wore sandals yesterday and there was still flecks of orange from Halloween. You do you

The face I make when my d is in your mouth