(bruh/mane) -- crypto, linux, 80's import cars, weirdo films & music -- bitcoin minimalist
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Joined October 2021
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imagine believing that cars produced in the 70's and 80's would be off the road at this point. imagine believing cars produced in the 00's even exist now without need of $12k of repairs.
Cash for Clunkers was so long ago that all of the clunkered cars would be off the road at this point and the cars that were purchased on the program are now 17 year old 170k+ mile cars that should be cheap, if anything the extra new cars from that period help the market now.
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every minute you spend pretending to be a French account and shitting on Japanese accounts is a minute you can't spend rubbing cobra venom and tiger jizz on your dick&nuts
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as a former Perl maxi I have to take this opportunity to reiterate my longstanding belief that PHP is the devil's language and one of the worst disasters to ever infect tech
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did you guys really think a perp dex could completely refund your losses within days forever? remarkable.
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we need more people to:
- lose $1k (or more)
- see that yield is currently 1%
- not know anything about anything
- never come back to claim their USDC so the LP stays above $5m forever
On a side note:
Papertrade might be the fastest way to go BANKRUPT
Lose $1,000 trading?
At the current yield, you need 923 days just to make it back
That’s 2.5 YEARS to recover ONE bad trade
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I understand the reasoning of the @papertrade_xyz queue, but I don't think notional size should be the only factor. higher leverage should also receive reasonable priority because those are the most likely to get buttfucked by a delay.
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enjoying @papertrade_xyz . literally made it all back in one trade. (and lost it again of course). but also managed to farm 63k PAPER which has already yielded $75 usdc. so even if I quit I should be net positive in a few days. gud tech.
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one time a female nurse sonogram'd my balls and tbh it was a great experience
He eventually left to find a male doctor.
I didn’t think much of it until she told me that she had treated many men with the same kind of problem and that, in some cases, delaying treatment could make things worse.
Now I’m curious.
If you were a man and needed a urologist for a problem involving your private area, would you have any problem being examined by a female doctor?
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Cornell Jane Doe is a legitimate victim.
of emotional and social manipulation and trauma.
by prudes and incels and larps.
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when I was in high school they did a "wear black day" to appease the mentality ill Rammstein fans even though you could already wear black every day and most of my friends were totally hyped for it because my friends were retarded and they're probably teachers now
School officials are in panic mode over kids revolting against “Pride Day”
Kids refused to wear colors and some even chanted that their pronouns are USA
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it's because men will actually try to solve their problems instead of just hearing their feelings
new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers say this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication.
i don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately.
ALT Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits on a light blue table, staring downward with a serious, slightly concerned expression.
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Tomorrow the StonkBrokers Safe Launch anti sniper customizable token launch feature goes live.
I've had a run of disasters the last couple of months. I missed the NFT completely. have mercy; use my ref while getting rich from the latest brilliant @OxSimpleFarmer product lmao
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I follow @OxSimpleFarmer, @ClutchMarkets and @AiAgentkAia but never saw a single post from them in the past couple of weeks. I have 2 clutch puppies. totally missed @realstonkbroker, which minted on my birthday. I lost my cool job at the weed store because TN banned it. FML
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today's Republicans will make their kid wear a seatbelt and then act shocked when they turn out gay
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they'll look you straight in the eye and tell you only right-wingers hate the dead retarded corpse of this iconic douchebag
None of your pussy ass heroes will ever die a valiant death fighting for a righteous cause because they are busy robbing you blind in the white house while trafficking children.
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it's all fun and games until you donate your penis and the trans recipient develops mysterious cravings for pizza-rolls and heterosexual activities
I can't imagine not being an organ donor like bro it's only for if after you die and it could save a life, you won't be using them anymore
Opting out of being an organ donor is the ultimate "fuck you I've got mine"
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so begins the race to become the first person to post telepathic slurs and become de-banked
We’re sharing the next major milestone in our non-invasive brain-to-text decoder research: Brain2Qwerty v2.
Building on v1, which was published today in @Nature, Brain2Qwerty v2 is the highest-performing end-to-end pipeline capable of real-time sentence decoding from raw brain signals. It advances beyond character-level performance to decoding words and semantics, enabling accuracy for overall communication.
We believe this research has the potential to make a real difference for the millions of people who suffer from brain lesions or disorders that prevent them from communicating.
🧵👇
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