unfuckwithable

Somewhere Trying My Best
Joined February 2012
Walking in the cbd with my laptop in my mouth to avoid getting robbed
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If the algorithm shows you this post, your spark is coming back soon 🫡🏽
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Harry Kane has officially won the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
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I have a theory... people who keep calling and calling and calling instead of doing it twice then send a text have serious mental health issues
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Kamala had Megan on stage twerking for votes… yall will be ok πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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You can always tell people who didn't go to a driving school
Poverty will make you call it reckless πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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What does it mean when the logbook number section is left blank in the copy of records (NTSA)
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shule zifunguliwe bana nilipita watoto kwa stairs nikaulizwa 74Γ·2 nikasema 32
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Cuando eres la ΓΊnica persona que percibe las malas vibras de alguien a quien todos adoran:
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Bikers wonder why nobody empathizes
Doing 300km/hr on a road with traffic is insane 😱
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I wonder what old people in Central African Republic call their country
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I've never met anyone from Ewaso Nyiro in my entire life. Does that place even exist?
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We avoiding this.
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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Fucked around. Refurbished my phone and made it fugly. I never even thought I cared about shit like this that much... nashika simu in public kama nimeficha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Next year hiyo agriculture mmetuwuon sana we are going big.. what could go wrong lmao
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