Dammit Chet Hanks was right about White Boy Summer. Saweetie said “once you go migo you done with the negroes”

Opening up this show Friday in Downtown LA. Pop out because I’ll be poppin it and adding all these comics to my bio #comedy #losangeles #downtownla #upstairsla #explore

Comics You Need To Know in 2027: 40 yr old black guy Indian tether Blonde woman Indian Yt passing comic Comic you already know African tether Deadpan comic 2 yrs in Internet sketch group Future predator

When I would think about fatherhood, my biggest fear would be potty training. My son will pull us to the potty and say boo boo. 3 days straight. I’m trying to figure out a way to ask him to teach me how to boo boo on the potty without scrolling on shaderoom.

Just so yall know yall be legit hurting my feelings on this app to the point I don’t wanna post

Home Detour is about a man desperate to afford surgery for his sick pet which causes him to be a part of something even sickerer. Leave an emoji in the comments and I’ll dm you more info #movie #film #filmfestival #director #filmmaking

I got Nolan Wells jokes too but imma be cool #comedy #jokes #AfrikaBambaataa #hiphop #comedian

Anything helps brings this dark action comedy with a black and brown cast to life. Leave an emoji in the comments and I’ll dm you the link. #movie #gofundme #crowdfunding #filmmaking #film

I did not like Season 3 episode 3 of HOTD because I am a father now and was looking for escapism

still can’t get over they had to hide in the AA History Museum on America 250 because of a storm. #comedy #comedian #microaggression #smoking #jokes

Being on the internet convinced me that black people descend from British royalty because yall really don’t like freedom of speech

The new name on the Kennedy center truly honors his legacy. Bonnie Blue. Kennedy and Bonnie blue two true American whores My impression of the black guy Bonnie blue had sex with. “Why I gotta go last ?”

Judge orders Trump to take his name off of the Kennedy Performing Arts Center. It was judge Mathis. “Now you need to go ahead and take your name off that building. Signing your name on a building against everybody’s will is real crack head behavior. I know a crackhead”

Vogue editor Anna winntour is stepping down. For all my fame of thrones fans winter is going

FIFA World Cup ticket prices are high like thousand dollar nose bleeds. That’s because demand and I blame us. Folks need to be drug addicts again. Yall wouldn’t have all that extra money if you were chasing a dragon

US sanctions on Cuba. That’s one way to get a Scarface sequel. Scarface 2: Electrical Blackout Boogaloo

I accepted a hosting gig on Threads from Jennifer Gable. Pay with a ticket split. Since I was incentivized to sell I put $50 into ads. I asked today about pay and she kicked me off the show. Book me on your show and when I say I’ll promote I will promote

I did a festival once in Asheville. Daphnique Springs came into the green room. I saw she was playing a game on her phone. I said some small talk bullshit “Bored already?” She looked up at me like this… it threw me into a spiral

Don’t ask me how but Soldier Boy and Homelander’s relationship perfectly mirrors George HW Bush and George W Bush’s relationship

Thurman and Tubbs coming to a gentrified neighborhood near you #california #michaeltubbs #primary #jokes #stockton