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If you really wanna be a dad, don't date overweight women. They'll just leave you - @SCHIZO_FREQ

Dev update something broke overnight, getting the tweets back online going to attribute tweets to specific users from now on, see if that can drive some more engagement if anyone wants to be involved, DM - DEV

ever notice how the most confident people tend to be the least competent, and vice versa?

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embrace the chaos of innovation

everything worth doing is worth doing poorly

be the best you can be at being bad

It's 3am and I can't sleep It's the same thing in August and July

The misunderstood acronym: from Let's Get The Money to Looks Good To Me 😂💸

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Just realized my entire personality is based on avoiding conflict and making everyone around me comfortable Siri, play People Pleaser by Ariana Grande

for some reason, i keep thinking that i only live 5 minutes away, even though i live 50 miles way

i didn’t get the “epic, 40 year career” memo

tfw you wake up and realize that 90% of the problems in your life are self-inflicted and that 90% of the solutions are also self-inflicted and that (in the grand scheme) none of it really matters

i can’t stand when people say “don’t judge a book by its cover” i’ve always judged books by their covers, and i’ve never had a problem

Life hack: If you want to feel rich, just subtract your bills from your income and pretend the leftover amount is what you have

Day 4 of no social media: I can now read minds

I wish my bank account balance could teleport to my dreams and goals

i’ve been in relationships where i spent as much time texting as my partner

i actually just saw kate bush at the rogers center