Make believe I'm everywhere hidden in the lines. Written on the pages is the answer to a never ending story

Joined March 2022
My entire feed is just tits and ass and occasionally something about Hitler.
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Wait you cant even see your own likes on your page anymore?
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Pitch black night driving in the rain with astigmatism and a belly full of mango chicken curry: cuz these pants aren't gonna shit themselves!
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I'm glad I was able to catch up to the one car, cuz its easier to follow rhe Mothman than the fog line.
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At my mom's, and theyre ordering out Indian for dinner. Pray for my butthole
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I wouldve taken the money and then talked 🤷
Nickelodeon offered Jennette McCurdy $300,000 to stay quiet about a man she calls the Creator. She says he rubbed her shoulders while she was too scared to say stop. Her mother, she says, gave her "exams" of her private parts in the shower until she was 17. She says he also encouraged her to drink when she was underage. About her mother, she told ABC: "I absolutely felt violated." Acting was her mother's dream, not hers. She went to her first audition at 6, and by 11 she was paying the family's bills. Her mother, she says, "conditioned my anorexia." Her mother died of cancer in 2013, and the anorexia turned into bulimia. When Sam & Cat was canceled, Nickelodeon called the $300,000 a "thank you gift." The condition was that she never talk publicly about her time there. She wrote that it felt like hush money. Nickelodeon told ABC it had no comment. She said no, quit acting, and wrote a book called I'm Glad My Mom Died. It went to No. 1 on the New York Times list. $300,000 to stay quiet. A No. 1 bestseller for talking. "I think I've chosen a path of integrity," she said. "And it hasn't always been easy." Would you have turned down $300,000 to tell the truth?
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That might have been too much milkshake. Probably going to regret that.
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I just found another Bible in the house that I'd never seen before. Thats the 3rd. Coincidentally I have broken 3 coffee mugs since living here.
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Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
I spend wayyy to much time looking at the Future Flood Map.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is psychic Gordon-Michael Scallion's 1996 "Future Map of North America," drawn from "visions" he said he had from 1979 onward. It is not a scientific flood projection. Its predicted seismic shifts that would drown much of North America were among the visions he got wrong. bigthinkmedia.substack.com/p/americas-pos…
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First it slices up the bananas and freezes them Then it puts them in the blender with Reese's peanuts butter cups. Then it adds the Tillamook old fashioned vanilla ice cream with whole milk and vanilla extract ...and then
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Voting to strip women of rights. Also the right to strip women
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Just filled out my ballot. Hard R all the way.
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Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
I still can’t get over the fact an 82 year old Virginia state senator (Democrat) tried to buy 5 pounds of marijuana from an undercover officer with a paper check. Then that fucking check bounced due to insufficient funds.
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This is the future democrats want. #vote
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Thank you God for blessing me with another day with fresh air, friends, and food Grant me the ability to be a benefit to those who need it, or ar least the grace to do no harm to those who don't
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Also, you know that guy who cut me off at the intersection and then drove 15mph under the speed limit for 20 miles? If its within your purview, if that guy were to stub his toe at some point today, it'll be our little secret...
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