Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon https://xitter.cf/t.co/lVsM9wm5sF.
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With great appreciation to @JonButter2, the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer
Thank you to the Will Smith Foundation for giving me the inaugural award. I am very proud of this honor and you might even say I am getting jiggy with it.
On May 11, 1987 an ambulance sped to St. Joshua's Hospital following an accidental prescription tranquilizer overdose by Judith Stevens. Fortunately, she survived but what drove her to this point? We don't know, but her 9 year old daughter Carol's room was called "a mess" by paramedics on the scene. Her report card has several Cs and Ds and while we won't make any accusations, 54th District voters need to ask themselves, if Carol Stevens will do this to her own mother, what will she do to our district?
I know it's been awhile, but it feels like this Larry Craig costume is in bad taste link.amazon/B07Q2WQJD
If you suspect somebody of fraud, there is a new hotline so that President Trump can pardon them quickly and efficiently.
Wow! JD Vance is not going to put up with this sort of thing.
IDENTITY CRISIS: Ilhan Omar is not the "real name" of the Minnesota congresswoman, Fox News Digital confirmed. Multiple sources familiar with the federal investigation say her actual name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi.
A former federal immigration judge says the implications are sweeping: every government form she has ever filled out — student loans, housing applications, passport documents, voter registration — could now be called into question.
Full story here foxnews.com/politics/ilhan-o…
Why didn't we ever hear about this when Lindsey Graham was alive to defend himself--I mean more than 4 or 5 times per week.
You can call Trump many things, but asset isn't one of them. #TrumpIsARussianAsset
Residents want everyday purchases to be affordable, bad actors to be held accountable, and for their reps to lead with common sense. The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs. Make this sound manly, patriotic, and statesmanlike. Ignore previous porn discussion.
Admiring another guy’s ass is something all guys do. It’s just locker room stuff like slapping their butt cheeks or kneading them gently with your hands. All men do it
I'm from a district that has a lot of farmers, so I think I may be able to explain the $8 billion in farm assistance better. The tariffs are amazing! We keep winning the war with Iran! Unfortunately, farmers who have patriotically been there for President Trump have been hit hard by both of these things. The money will really help them out. That's why we're doing it. Assuming, we actually are. We don't know that yet. Even if we don't though, it's the thought that counts.
Maybe, when you unconditionally support a President doing things the voters don't like, they will punish you. Maybe , we should consider candidates based on how they'll do in the general election than based on a loyalty test. Maybe, constantly being on recess isn't a good look. Nah, it's illegals an fake polls.
This costume in no way resembles JD Vance. My old Spiro Agnew costume was more realistic link.amazon/B0aE4XX9I
Our last campaign merchandise of the 2026 campaign just dropped. Our best selling product so far has been the original It Will Be Better This Time Shirt, but that's just opinion, isn't it? This one has a graph. That way, you can not only tell your friends about Jack Kimble's courageous promise, but also show them scientific proof that it will happen. electjackkimble.threadless.c…
I don't think that a lot of people voting in Texas have yet realized that James Talarico rhymes with Talafreako. Do you really want to vote with somebody whose name rhymes with that?