Getting my ass handed to me by constituents. Perpetually confused. I don't read. (obvious parody)

Nebraska, USA
Joined July 2022
Democrats made all this happen but I will never stop taking credit
Stopped by @LNKairport last week to get an update on their ever-growing operations, including their runway project. As Lincoln continues to expand and become a hub of innovation, projects like this will only further boost our state’s economy!
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It's very exciting that we are using taxpayer money to boost the stock market.
In the Trump Administration, we believe every American child should have a stake in their country's future. One way we’re making that happen is through Trump Accounts, which give $1,000 to every American child born between January 1, 2025 and December 31, 2028. Trump Accounts make it easy for parents to set their children up for success — with a simple app and a policy designed to benefit hardworking American families. Thank you, President Trump and our great Treasury Secretary @SecScottBessent!
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RepMikeFlood🥔 retweeted
🚨 Gov. Spanberger signs bill legalizing the sale of recreational marijuana.
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Just enjoying my summer, hanging out at the park, thinking about little girls' panties. Gathering signatures to put it in the state constitution that little girls who have short hair and are athletic get bullied and harassed at every meet. #FairnessForGirls #TransRights #SCOTUS
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Lawsuits about pretend things are the best!
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That's what the $300 billion dollars is for. It's very simple. Trump destroyed The original agreement and now this one is worse.
REPORTER: What's stopping Iran from down the road rebuilding and restarting their nuclear program? JD VANCE: First of all, they would have to get a lot of money in order to rebuild their nuclear program
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RepMikeFlood🥔 retweeted
Official State Mint on birth control: "No, you can't have it. Sex for pleasure is only for men"
Replying to @NEGOP
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We cannot let these criminals out. Thank you @POTUS for keeping us safe. This is why I voted for ICE funding!
BREAKING MS NOW: ICE has detained over 500 babies and toddlers under Trump. On an average day, ICE has 25 children aged 3 or younger in custody, according to joint research by MS NOW and The Marshall Project. ms.now/news/trump-ice-detent…
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We look at you with our dead eyes and tell you we shouldn't feed kids. Those lazy suckers should get a job.
Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.
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This is my favorite part about DOGE.
Hurricane season begins today. The Trump administration has ousted: —20% of all FEMA staff —50% of FEMA leadership positions —60% of FEMA's permanent regional administrators
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The fiscal note on LB753 says there will be at least an $11 million cut in state aid, which means either property tax increases and/or cuts to schools & other services. It’s a terrible bill for Nebraska in every way. #NeLeg #Nebraska #SOSne #ShadyLadyLinehan – at Elkhorn, NE
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Melody Vaccaro, a member of Nebraskans Against Gun Violence, was just banned for life from the Nebraska Capitol unless for approved scheduled appointments. How? She yelled ”Shame” from the balcony as the legislature passed LB77, a bill that would permit concealed carry in the state without training or a permit. – at Lincoln, NE
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I don't give a crap about childhood asthma. Air quality is a joke. I wish people didn't even know that these stoves could emit poison gasses like my face does. #GasStoves #birdsarentreal #BringBackLeadPaint
Cooking with gas — and loving it. 🔥🍳
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I'm submitting a bill to ban abortions before you even think about sex. Too bad if pregnancy will kill you, too bad if you aren't ready to be a parent, and it doesn't matter how you got pregnant. My religion says you have to stay pregnant.
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Don't forget that I oppose all accountability for gun owners. This little boy is in custody and could be tried for using a gun he should have never had access to, and for actions he was incapable of understanding.
A 6-year-old boy is in police custody after shooting a teacher at an elementary school in Virginia. The police chief says the teacher was shot inside a classroom and added that “this was not an accidental shooting.” cnn.it/3WQFy5L
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Um @SecularDemsOfNE ... Is that a Satan goat in your profile picture?
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I co-sponsored LB933 to ban all abortions in Nebraska.
We don't want them to vote, but they can totally buy guns in private sales. #Conservatives #VoteBlue2022
I got to speak at a @votemirch event last night in Omaha. We need to unseat Christian's radical Democrat opponent who has fought against property tax relief and voted to let violent felons to vote in prison including murderers, rapists, and domestic abusers.
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