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Resident Unvisor providing you with the latest info from around the world's electronic music scene. (Parody, obviously)

Joined July 2012
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Breaking: @DJ_Sneak responds to Trump #MuslimBan: "I'm a house gangster" before lighting a blunt and then repeating "I'm a house gangster"
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News: Don't forget @BenKlock travels forward in time 1 hour next weekend to add on an hour to his extended 3 month closing set at @berghain
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News: @BurialUK spotted buying premium car wash package + lucozade at morrisons petrol station in hull #keepsUsGuessing #mysterious #wow
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Breaking news: @DJ_Sneak declares himself to be a 'house gangster', smokes a 'blunt', and goes back to bed. #PeoplesChampion #RealTalk
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News: German dance music community concerned by recent GEMA plans to heavily tax DJs who who perform 'spinbacks'. #SpinTax
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Tech tips: Make your track more credible and exciting by adding in a constant crowd applause sample throughout the entire track.
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Releases: Dangerous Peado Ep released from prison available exclusively at @hardwax on 12" #RealAnaloguePeado #UndergroundPeado
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Festivals: @BLOCWKND exclusive interview: "i'm sorry baby, i swear i'll never hit you again, just give me another chance, i've changed"
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The feed : @DJJeffMills gives heated speech at "anti-wizard" conference. "Fuck all dem wisardz fuck all dem if u c a wisard cut him"
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. @ScubaUK to end @berghain residency to dedicate more time to tweeting.
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Breaking through: Rodhad. Berlin's first ginger Dj. "No one even minds he's ginger" - anon. #fresh #isthisthefutureoftechno? #redheadstyle
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Time for @PanPotOFFICIAL's #PanPotsKitchenTips: when baking, all your ingredients should start at room temperature, to help release flavour
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Resident Unvisor retweeted
"Celebrity DJ" is one of the worst marriages of two terms in the dictionary and that is the Gospel
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Time to vote for your favourite anonymous juke box of 2012
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Tech Tips: Make sure if you're working "in the box" that you're digitally clipping in the red for that vintage analogue sound.
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When we get to 7k followers each of you can invent a new sub genre of music and have it legally added into circulation on top download sites
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Trend setter Rivet reveals never before thought of new idea of mask wearing to maintain anonymity. #IsThisTheFuture? residentadvisor.net/feature.…
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Tech tips: The correct setting on a compressor is 10/1ratio, 3ms attack, 10ms release, threshold -40. Works on everything, every time.
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