Real Estate / True Crime - Podcast 🎧
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Milwaukee is underrated:
- architecture is stunning (yes that image is from Milwaukee)
- infrastructure is brand new
- low cost of living
- low taxes
- low crime
- no crazy homeless people
- beer capital of the country
- all major sports
- Cheese Curds are fucking amazing
Oh and the people are salt of the earth
For those of us who are blocked by the brilliant ‘Finance Guy’
I present to you a piece I call:
‘Man vs. Insurance’
Start up idea:
People who want to invest in real estate
Pay to clean raw sewage from my rentals basement
While I teach them how to earn passive income
What’s the point of diet and exercise
If all I have to look forward to is the Bears letting me down more
#FireEberflus
Property taxes went up $300/month on my primary (28%)
Sure hope the roads, schools, services are 28% better
I get up at 5:00 am
- good nights sleep
- embrace of my loving wife
- 3 shots of espresso
- knowledge my enemies are asleep
Hardest people to talk to:
Anyone who works from home full time
After 6 months they’ve forgotten how to communicate in-person
Hot take:
If you can’t mail a letter by yourself…
You shouldn’t be responsible for other people’s money
🤷♂️
A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently.
I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them.
I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp.
I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20.
I used 1 and threw the other 19 away.
I then had to figure out how to get the envelope in the mail. I asked the property manager of our office building what to do.
She took care of it for me.
Not knowing how to send mail is a huge competitive advantage.
Landlord Horror Stories 🎙 retweeted
In 2006 when I was 26 years old, I bought a 4-unit building to live in.
It was a vacant fixer-upper with “Merry Christmas” spray painted across the front!
This “house hack” was one of my first rental investments.
Here's a short story thread about how much money it’s actually made me in 18 years ...
(you may be as surprised by the final result as I was)
1 of 4
If you:
- Destroy Art
- Deface Monuments
- Impede my commute
I don’t care what you stand for - I’m against it & you
From now on the only media I trust is in Europe
They don’t give a fuck if they’re boring -
they’re not trying to make news a contact sport