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Austin, Texas
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This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today!
#humor #humorwriting
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Thrilled to have my—arguably, literal—hot take on #lovewhereyoulive appear over at @littleoldlady__ over the weekend!
#satire #humor #humorwriting
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So happy to have my latest humor essay featured over at Jane Austen's Wastebasket today!
"Ideally, this doll will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me."
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So happy to be over at MuddyUm this morning with a bit of wellness humor!
“100% of study participants who drank water eventually died.”
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Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy
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Smart watches need a parenting mode!
Child Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment”
By @ResnickChelsea
“You LOVE me. You’re fine.”
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We hear lots of bad stories about babies on planes, but I still think about the first time I flew with my oldest. She was 3 mos old, and I was nervous. Everyone on my flight was really sweet to me, and it meant a lot. I wish more people had that experience!
"I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing"
So rude of me...
New piece you don't want to miss from @ResnickChelsea!
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I imagine Prince Charming bringing strong salesman energy. “My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”
I've got new humor at @JaneWastebasket today! 💋
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"Highway 44 will be under construction this week, followed by forever."
It's a joke that feels all too real.
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I've always kinda admired kids' flair for drama!
"I just saw it. Pizza City. We are in the car, and, for reasons beyond comprehension, we cruise right past that beautiful sign."
A tragedy by @ResnickChelsea!
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I’m taking a look at the kind of songs we teach our children over at @FrazzledHumor today! 🤔😂
"Child Despairs, 'Is the Itsy-Bitsy Spider OKAY?'"
New one from @ResnickChelsea asks the question: Should we be singing about someone’s struggles?
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And finally, a top 3 pick of Heidi’s was: “There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom” by @ResnickChelsea
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Getting ready for the new year and having some laughs in my latest piece over at @FrazzledHumor humor!
"Toddlers’ New Year’s Resolutions"
By @ResnickChelsea.
This is gonna be our year!
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Someone drew my attention to this video earlier this year, and it's just the sweetest. Really fun seeing these cuties read this book I wrote for Hallmark a few years ago. 💕
The Silly Christmas Puppy by Chelsea Resnick. Read by Aislin youtu.be/VsEH-kYVxOc?si=NiP7… via @YouTube
A public restroom experience that others have perhaps also endured.
So pleased to have this piece out in The Belladonna today! #comedy #humor #Satire
"How will I escape? Tell my family I love them." There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom by Chelsea Resnick thebelladonnacomedy.com/ther…
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“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.”
Expectations are a burden!
New funny one by @ResnickChelsea is live now!
"Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing 'You’re Such a Great Helper' Too Many Times"
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This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. medium.com/p/bfa39dce91cf by @ResnickChelsea
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"Of course I can know I won’t like it without trying! I’ve tried it in my mind, and that’s good enough."
Dinner is served in this new one by @ResnickChelsea!
"What Do You Mean I’ve Got to Try at Least One Bite?"
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I felt it was important to share this perspective ahead of the holiday season! 🧀
New piece over at @GreenerPastSat!
This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. medium.com/p/bfa39dce91cf by @ResnickChelsea
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Next up for Magic Monday, where we share satire we loved from last week: "Don’t listen to Martha Stewart. It’s great to overlook Thanksgiving." by @ResnickChelsea in @JaneWastebasket
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