Rain Man

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump declares SOMALI TAKEOVER of Minnesota after a flurry of violence, demands the people FIGHT BACK and calls on Tim Walz to ask for federal help immediately SURGE FEDERAL AGENTS! "The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue." "Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us!" "The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life." Tim Walz is MISSING IN ACTION!! Minnesota needs law and order from Trump, Blanche and FBI Director Patel. That would IMMEDIATELY straighten out the whole state — on top of deporting ALL of them TRUMP a few months ago: "Somalia. All these people came in from Somalia. They ripped off our system!"

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: President Trump and the US just signed the LARGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY, obtaining 65 BILLION barrels of oil from Venezuela US oil reserves just MORE THAN DOUBLED. $0 TAX DOLLARS MARCO RUBIO, Pete Hegseth and others spearheaded it Holy smokes 🔥🔥 "The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY! At my direction, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, working closely with Highly Respected Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, and, through a partnership with private business, have secured majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer." "This Historic Transaction MORE THAN DOUBLES American Oil Reserves, greatly increases our Oil Supply, and will substantially lower Gas Prices for all Americans, long into the future, while helping to continue to set Venezuela on a course toward Tremendous Success and Great Prosperity." "This Transaction will greatly strengthen the already growing relationship between Venezuela and the United States! Thank you for your attention to this groundbreaking matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP" He freaking did it. We won Venezuela!