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President Donald Trump has cleared his schedule for the weekend to meet with former President Ronald Reagan
BREAKING: Sell-off accelerates as conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias
BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office
Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a Nazi
ALT Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration
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Barnard College of Columbia University expelled three pro-Palestine students in less than two weeks—the first time in 57 years that the university has expelled anyone for protest.
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@BarnardCollege who are you protecting?
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They kidnapped this precious munchkins mother for social media posts expressing solidarity with her people in Gaza.
BREAKING: National Guard invades California, targets civilians in response to wildfires
California National Guard is setting up and organizing along PCH in Pacific Palisades. They’ll be tasked with looking for looters and traffic control in the fire zone. #PalisadesFire
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any anti-homeless or looting propaganda u see over the next few days is an attempt by the ppl systemically responsible for these fires to absolve themselves of blame, change nothing, and get more money for their police state. it’s bs and won’t stop this from happening again
South Korea's President, Yoon Suk-yeol, has been impeached. He's asking his new defense minister if he can do one more martial law before being removed from office